The Tao of Steve...

[crowquill]

Men, read and learn.

1. If you're out with this girl and even THINKING about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.
   
2. You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.
   
3. After you've eliminated your desire, and after you've been excellent in her presence, then you must

Comments

[mysticalecho]

hahaha thats all so very true

[kitsune309]

Really?