The Tao of Steve...

[crowquill]

Men, read and learn.

1. If you're out with this girl and even THINKING about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.
   
2. You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.
   
3. After you've eliminated your desire, and after you've been excellent in her presence, then you must retreat.
   

Steve is the prototypical cool American male. Y'know, I'm talking about Steve McGarrett, alright? Steve Austin, Steve McQueen. Y'know, he's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.

"Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone."

[from The Tao of Steve]