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♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

Aug 01, 2011 02:15

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than ( Read more... )

gosh this place, better than internet dating, a bored frenchman, storytime with brofrance, payback is a bitch

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[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 1 2011, 13:35:01 UTC

[ Welp. She's led on by the first part, but that last part about the bushy eyebrows? TURN-OFF. Was that fur really necessary? ]

You know, there are better ways of picking up a date than...that. [ The guys here, honestly! ]

[ Text ] crotchroses August 1 2011, 17:01:31 UTC

I understand how that story must have been very unnerving. Perhaps I could make it up to you?

[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 2 2011, 13:16:59 UTC

[ Smooth bastard. She approves. ] Oh, I don't see how you could, since you've gone out of your way to show everybody.

[ Text ] crotchroses August 2 2011, 13:19:59 UTC

Then clearly I am obligated to make amends with everyone! Wouldn't you agree? [They see me rollin'.]

[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 2 2011, 13:22:01 UTC

[ Oho, she likes this game~ ] That depends. How're you gonna go about it?

[ Text ] crotchroses August 2 2011, 13:25:12 UTC

[So does he, mademoiselle. :D] That depends on each individual! It takes a careful and considered approach with actions performed from the heart.

[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 2 2011, 13:29:42 UTC

Like what you just did? [ Because copious body hair doesn't really turn her on, being a robot and all. ]

[ Text ] crotchroses August 2 2011, 13:59:40 UTC

Oh, certainly not. That was a public response to an ill turn an ally of mine made recently. Softening the blow to the innocent bystanders is another matter entirely.

[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 2 2011, 14:12:28 UTC

And how good are you at doing that?

[ Text ] crotchroses August 2 2011, 14:46:29 UTC

When it comes to romance, I am simply the best there is!

[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 2 2011, 14:51:46 UTC

Try me. [ Oh, it is on. ]

[ Text ] crotchroses August 2 2011, 14:53:25 UTC

If you insist, my lady. Would you like to name the terms of this arrangement?

[ Text ] ro_eltyeir August 2 2011, 16:28:18 UTC

[ She thinks about this...well, she can afford to be a little impractical every once in a while, right? ]

Are you any good at baking?

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