♕ deux; [video (French)/text (translated)]

[crotchroses]

I am quite bored here, with so little to do. Perhaps, should anyone in Spero desire friendly company, I could be of service? Nothing with the strings attached, as they say; perhaps a talk on the roof of a building in the starlight or a meeting over lunch or dinner.

--Despite how terrible the food is here, anyway. It is just a little better than

Comments

ITALIAN text;

[notluigi]

You're nothing but a baboo rambling about hair now. Maybe you and England should be cafones together, eh?

Besides, who'd want to hang with a bastard like you?

FRANCH text;

[crotchroses]

Angleterre is ill-tempered and has no taste. Much more suited to someone of your standing.

THE MOST ROMANTIC OF LANGUAGES text;

[notluigi]

I have plenty of taste! I have so much taste that I'm practically dying of starvation from taste in this shit dumpster.

OH SO HE'S SPEAKING FRENCH TOO?? text;

[crotchroses]

. . .

[oh god he agrees with Romano. he agrees with Romano.

He. Agrees. With. Romano.

dammit.]

It's a shame I cannot cook for you when I am so far away.

[text]

[crotchroses]

A great body of water separates us as it always has, and even if it did not, that was the point of the story. An insult given will surely receive one in turn, you might say.

[text]

[crotchroses]

Eh, we are not exactly brothers, but we did grow up together. As the elder territory I looked after him and then of course we had our wars, but we are allies in this day and age.

Even if he is rude and lacking in propriety.

[fierybluebird]

Eh, could be worse.

[crotchroses]

It could always be worse.

[fierybluebird]

Aye. At least that looks fluffy.

[crotchroses]

Oh, I thought you meant this planet.

It did look worse.

[asideglance]

France-san and England-san have such an interesting relationship...

Ah. Also, please disregard Romano-kun's comments on rifles involving me.

[crotchroses]

Angleterre is just as unwashed as he always has been. [pause] ... 'Interesting'? [wtf Japan 8|||]

... That must have been... ... uncomfortable. Are you saying that Romano's tale is false? I would not be surprised, and yet if Amerique was involved...

[asideglance]

...Interesting. [aka BRB SHIPPING IT]

E-eh, ah-- it is truly not important, but... I did not say it was false...

[crotchroses]

That explains absolutely nothing, Japon.

[LOL SMIRK.] Then you mean to say that it was a significant event! I see.

text;

[lonelyglub]

wwhat are you blubberin about

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[crotchroses]

Looking for romance and, on an unrelated topic, a bedraggled ally of mine.

text;

[lonelyglub]

romance?
good luck

text; and it begins

[crotchroses]

The nation of romance does not need luck, but thank you for the well-wishing! I cannot leave that unappreciated.