[locked from known hostiles]

[crossstrategist]

... Unit 1, Commander Suguru has asked me to inform you of this, since I am Kyon's current primary caretaker.

Given his injury, and Miss Asakura's defection, they have opted to appoint a new member to your team.

Micheal J. Caboose.

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You are also advised to ask him to not help you, rather than to actually help you. Trust me.

Comments

[goddoesntknow]

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[crossstrategist]

Shockingly enough, our tests of his ability show that he does phenomenally well when you tell him to do the exact opposite of what you want him to do.

[dontkillleader]

...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[deathtotheblues]

For once you and I are in agreement, Church!

How long do you think it'll take Caboose to Team-Kill? My money is their first mission. Or going to get the milk.

(ooc: strikes so locked to Church and Grif and from everyone else{/small>

[codeworddirtbag]

Sadly, so am I!

I'd say team introductions!

[deathtotheblues]

Then we're in agreement: Red/Blue Team, or whatever passes for it, is in agreement. Take Caboose -- we really mean it.

Another ten if he manages to set one of them on fire... and fifty if he manages to steal some kind of flag!

[yuki_nagato]

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[green_chosen]

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Are you insane?

[crossstrategist]

I don't make these decisions.