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[mistercommunist]

[ Characters ] mistercommunist and isajellydonut; [CLOSED]
[ Location ] Stupid Commie-Capitalist Neighbors, Jamorrow
[ Date/Time ] During the Card Event! 
[ Warning ] COLD WAR.
[ Content ] Stupidity, among other things! Russia and America have that one episode where the arch-rivals team up for epic badassery!! And then fight each other!!! This requires so many

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[isajellydonut]

[You know those days where you now you're dreaming (how could it be anything else when it's that awesome?) and you can't wake up (why would you want to) and your house is built in the most awesome way possible so that you can spy on check up on your neighbor from time to time without having to see him every time you turn around and you had a kickass breakfast of some awesome cereal and orange juice this morning because that is how you roll, and then suddenly there is a knock on your door.

And of course it's an adorning fan. An adoring fan who is screaming]

GET UP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR INCITING A PUBLIC RIOT.

[...Oh, you mean your mornings aren't that awesome? You must be communist.]

[mistercommunist]

[Russia, opening his door so it hits the card soldier on its OPENING PATH OF DESTRUCTION, leans out and shouts over to America's house.]

You are thinking this is funny? Could have waited until after breakfast to send your ridiculous jokes!

[isajellydonut]

[America, being a little busy, replies loudly to Russia,]

I'M A LITTLE BUSY, CAN YOU CALL AT A BETTER TIME?

[Then goes back to this card-soldier-thing that is harassing him.]

You know, I'm the United States of America. I'm the hero that whole yelling out the window thing, that was Russia. He's a communist.

[mistercommunist]

[Russia, being Russia, gives the card a solid kick to the middle before he's managed to fully recover from the door slam.]

Ha! America is starting it!