Woo-Hoo.

[croozin]

So, guess Phil took care of the whole lead paint thing. Which is definitely good. I guess anyways, Stan was going on about how it could ruin this company and I'm running it into the ground and some shit. Yeah. Don't really get it myself. I don't think he knows what he's saying. It's like old man talk from all the pills he has to take

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[industrial_pink]

Nice makeup, Mr. Crews. Its very suiting to you. I would have gone with a different color lipstick if I were you, though.

[croozin]

Ha Ha. Very funny.

Tell it to the girls who shouldn't be on extreme makeover or whatever the crap that show is called. I didn't pick out the color. If I have to wear makeup, I'm going to hire a professional to do it.

[industrial_pink]

...Wow.

[croozin]

What? It's not like I wear it all the time!

I do run a company though. There are points in which they expect me to go on shows and pose for billboards and crap, and you can't do it without some makeup. No ruby red lipstick or anything though. That's just gay. No offense to the gays. Except for Killface's son. If he had makeup, he'd look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow guy in drag.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Dood I'm always up fer goin to little divey bars. Those are the best ones.

[croozin]

But can you get a Tom Collins there?

[cinnamonxbuns]

I'm sure we could. And if not, we could start a fight with the bartender.

[croozin]

I'm all up for hitting people. Unless it's a chick. Those bartenders are usually really hot.

That reminds me...I haven't been to Coyote Ugly in a while.

[croozin]

It's not too bad. I actually own half of 'em. So you know. Don't think they can publish anything if I just stop them. Lawsuits aren't good though. Kind of don't want people to start taking my money. That's kind of a bad thing.

[croozin]

I do pay them. That's pretty much all it takes.

[hahha_innuendo]

Why be upset over the calendar? I thought it was a fabulous idea! I've decided to make one of my own and require every employee hang it up in their office to encourage morale.

[croozin]

I'm wearing makeup. May as well be playing 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' while you're looking at it! I mean, yeah I look good. That's not the point though!