GOT.....A......PENNEH???
Hello one and all, it's that time again...
This week's spamee is the one, the only, the GLORIOUS:
George Luz
LOL I always read his name the way Winters says it at the end of 'Points' and it makes me love him even more.
I've had a shitty week so picspamming Luz has made me extraordinarily happy. Every time I open one of his caps in Photoshop I can't help but laugh at him, bless. GODDAMN I LOVE THE LUZ.
MASSIVELY EPIC BOB PICSPAM PART FOUR: GEORGE LUZZZZ
(or, as I like to call it, George Luz and the great slash debacle)
We meet George Luz for the first time at Toccoa, and he is a wee little man with a big gun, who is only about as tall as Bull's manboobs.
Yet what he lacks in height he makes up for in *~sass~* which is a cliche for any ordinary little man, BUT GEORGE LUZ IS NO ORDINARY LITTLE MAN.
He is made of slash and love and sparkles and lulz and obviously tastes like chocolate or beer because Joe Toye's about *this* close to nomming on him.
AND CHEERS TO THAT THOUGHT, BOYS.
Anyway, Luz exists to make sprinkle massively awesome rays of sunshine and lulz into the world around him,
A role he is only too happy to fulfil. And OMG I know I'm going to over-cap some Luz scenes in this picspam (LIKE THIS ONE) but all the Luz!faces make the world a better place.
And the grin on Skinny's face here,
along with him giggling, and losing his shit, 100% make this scene for me. Skinny ♥
And then Luz takes a giant dump, just like the nominal bear crapping in the woods of the scene. Or at least he tries to, LMAO LUZ!FACE
So then the cameraman takes pity on Luz and shoots him from an incredibly flattering angle, so that he looks likes the JOLLY LUZ GIANT
And he is all "TONAAAAHHT, IS THE NAAAAHHHT, OF NAHHHHTSSSSSSSS" LMAOOOOOO
And then shock horror, he tones down the ADD for approximately 4.7 seconds when he gets on the plane, and I always think he looks like a cute little Muppet here.
When Luz gets to Europe, he amuses us all by doing what looks like an impersonation of Mr Ed or Daisy the cow or some form of farm animal,
Because I swear to God he's chewing cud in this scene. AND HI SEXY TAB!! OM NOM NOM
And then we get the classic Luz/Harry cap, which I'll leave you all to caption in whatever way you see fit ;) and then Luz is struck dumb (ever so briefly) by Harry's epic awesomeness when he runs out and chucks that grenade through the window, and I'll restrain myself from fangirling Harry here, because God knows I'll overdose on that when it gets to my Harryspam. BUT HARRY ♥
And Luz is like "BITCH PLZ, HARRY?? NO-ONE IS AS ADORABLE AS ME WITH MY CUTE LIL OVERBITE"
And then Skip is all "Look. Luz has a cigarette. Smoking is hot. Why won't he put that thing between his lips and suck away, and show us all how sexy he is?"
So Luz does. And Skip is all "THANK THE LORD." And then everyone cracks up with their delayed reaction to the grotesque sexual innuendo of Skip's words, lol.
AND THEN WE GET TO THIS SCENE. AND I LOVE THIS SCENE. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. I LOVE BABE'S LITTLE SMILE (HE IS SO DAMN PRECIOUS),
I LOVE (LOVE) THE LITTLE LOOKS BETWEEN LUZ AND BUCK (AND LOL, NO, I DON'T EVEN SLASH THEM) BECAUSE THEY ARE SO EFFING ADORABLE,
AND I LOVVVEEEE THE LOOK ON JOE'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND, ROTFLMAO YES THIS CALLED FOR ALL THIS CAPSLOCK...Also Buck looks smoking hot in this scene, NGL.
So then Luz gets on the phone and is all like "GODDAMN IT WHY DID ALEX NOT SLASH ME WITH BUCK IN THAT SCENE? I WANT TO BE SLASHED WITH SOMEONE!!! I DEMAND SOMEONE TO BE SLASHED WITH!!!! WHERE'S MY AGENT????" and we are all like "JUST WAIT UNTIL 'THE BREAKING POINT' OK??"
So then he chills and eats a cracker and he totally looks like a Muppet AGAIN in the second cap, ahahahahaha
And then we get another classic Luz scene, and he is smoking (because damn he smokes a lot) and as this scene is all about Luz's mouth, it's about here that I develop an oral fixation with Luz and decide that his mouth is the Luz body part I'll obsess over, in my grand BoB tradition of body part fixation.
GOTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PENNNNNNNNNEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahahahah EVERY TIME it gets me
And then Sergeant Donnie glares at him and his precious little face, but it's OK because we know they become BFFs in 'The Breaking Point', and Toye's just clenching his jaw and wishing he was back in Em City because he totally wants to shank a bitch right about now
So now we get cold fuzzy Luz, and he gives Peacock (♥ who is totally adorable, btw) the best BITCH PLZ look so far, and then he is all "YOU DESERVE TO BE SENT HOME BECAUSE YOU ARE KIND OF HOPELESS I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU" but I refuse to believe that Luz could in any way be malicious so I like to believe this is genuine, heh.
And then he curls up in his foxhole and looks, once again, as though he is relieving himself,
Although he's probably rather relieve himself all over Dike, because "WHAT THE FUCKKKKK??" lmao
And then Sergeant Donnie is all "Hey I heard you were looking for someone to be slashed with...would you...you know...like to stop by my foxhole sometime?"
But Luz gets distracted by something shiny and so Donnie wanders away.
And then Luz is like "LOOK HOW WIDE I CAN OPEN MY MOUTH! I CAN FIT MY WHOLE FIST IN THERE"
But smutty innuendo aside, I love Luz yawning here, I always crack up,
But God is not too keen on the smutty innuendo, and totally smites Luz or something, and his helmet falls off and we are all like "LOOK AT THOSE LUSTROUS LOCKS!!"
And Donnie pulls him into his foxhole for safety and they cuddle, and once they're finally in a foxhole together...
The slashing can commence. Because seriously, look at them staring at one another's mouths. COME ON.
And Luz repents for the earlier smut.
But then he is like "WHAT IS THIS SHIT YOU ARE TELLING ME ABOUT DONNIE + SPEIRS = OTP? ALL I WANTED WAS SOMEONE TO BE SLASHED WITH GODDAMNIT THAT'S IT I'M CALLING MY AGENT AGAIN"
And we are like "there's such a thing as sharing, you know." And God knows there's enough of Donnie to go around. EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO HAIR LMAO THAT WAS A LOW BLOW....
But Luz obviously takes our advice and they are freaking adorable and all domesticated for a moment there ♥
And then Luz gets all excited when Perconte returns, and Vest is, like, licking his lips at Luz, and we're like "DAMNIT WE JUST STARTED SLASHING YOU WITH DONNIE MAKE UP YOUR MIND"
But Luz is nonplussed and continues to smoke his way, adorably, across Europe,
From each and every lofty position, and seemingly unaware of the ghoulish spectre appearing in the doorway behind him hahahaha zombie!Nix
So now it looks like Luz has ditched Donnie and has returned to the farmyard fixation of old, as he ransacks a barn with his new BFF Perconte, but because he has become the biggest slut or something
He then gets pissed off with Perconte and is like "DAMMIT FRANK DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT WITH THIS COW. Oh, I didn't mean you Fraulein, I meant the cow. You don't mind, do you?"
"Or maybe there are some more chickens about? Or a duck? You know, quack quack? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S BESTIALITY?"
Spurned in his farmyard quest, he returns to Perconte,
Who is totally freaking adorable here. AS IS LUZ'S HAIR, MMM MMMM.
And then he's back with the boys and smoking and playing cards,
And I'm not even going to try to include lulzy captions for these, because God knows Luz and his gorgeous little face are fabulous enough in this scene (and BTW, EVERY SINGLE time I look at caps from this scene I always start cacking myself laughing, hahahahaha I LOVE THIS SCENE)
I LOVE EVERYONE SINGING (LIKE HEY BABE AND CHRISTENSON!!!!)
AND LOL O'KEEFE YOU BOOB (also, interesting story, a couple of months ago when I still lived in North London I was walking around Camden and I TOTALLY SAW O'KEEFE and my inner fangirl squeed and was like OMG LOL O'KEEFE but then I realised how embarassed I would be in front of my friends if I ran up and fangirled him, and he would think I was probably a freak for recognising him...so I just loled again because O'KEEFE IS SUCH A BOOB and walked on. The end.)
Anyway, LUZ'S FAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEE OMG :D and the look on Skinny's face, on the left, makes me laugh even harder ♥ ♥ ♥ OH SKINNY
And then we get a whole glorious series of Luz!faces as he pays Janovec out, for, you know, BEING ABLE TO READ hahahaha and hi there pretty Janovec (whenever I see Janovec I can't help but think, however, of that, like, retarded homeless drug addict that Tom Hardy played (very well, mind you) in that telemovie and I LOL because I am a bad person...)
And Luz is like "THIS FOOL THOUGHT I WAS STILL BEING SLASHED WITH DONNIE..."
"WHEN EVIDENTLY I AM BEING SLASHED WITH YOU :O"
And Liebgott is like (in a seductive manner, because LOOK AT HIM IN THESE CAPS): "YOU ARE ALL WRONG LUZ IS MIIIIINE" and somewhere off in the distance Web curls up into a little emo ball and cries.
But by this point Luz kind of looks sick of all the slashing because it is making him so hot that he is on fire. Literally.
And then we are treated to one final BITCH PLZ Luz!face
Before we get to 'Points' and Winters says "George Luz" in that special way he does and my heart melts and I turn to goo
And Luz looks all sparkly and shiny and hot with fabulous hair in the sunshine and is back with Buck, which is kind of where the slash debacle started. FULL CIRCLE. THE END.
Part One (the epically fucked-up love of Webster and Liebgott)
Part Two (Speirs, the badassest badass to ever badass)
Part Three (Christenson and Grant, hot but criminally underused)
Also, right now, I have this to say about the rugby, because God knows I haven't talked about rugby for a while:
I AM AS EXCITED AS THE LONELY AUSTRALIAN IN THE CROWD IN THIS PICTURE ROFLMAO
WOOOOO WALLABIES.
And also Doug Howlett please leave Munster and take your hot self back to play with the All Blacks :(
It's WHERE YOU BELONG, DEAR.