Gin and juice is surprisingly good. I've been drinking it for months now, after a chance encounter in the grocery store.

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I went to Macy's yesterday and a grunge mix was playing ( Read more... )

Have you ever heard the act of licking a butthole referred to as "Wisconsin sex"?

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I wanna go to bed and wake up so I can eat a hot dog.

I accidentally ate almost nothing but meat today, including one Giants Stadium Dog, one spicy Italian sausage and about 12 slices of pizza. Then I ate a half dozen cookies. Bad idea.

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Ah neglect. I'll throw you a bone. It may sound stupid, but this is serious business. SF has wicked pollution. My booger count has skyrocketed since I moved here.

Lately, I’ve had San Francisco drivers respond with righteous indignation to some of my automobile maneuvers. It puzzled me at first, but I now realize that it comes down to local differences in driving style. In Chicago, for example, (and I belong to that driving school) it is considered totally normal to muscle your way into a lane of traffic ( Read more... )