the daily schadenfreude index
On the morning commute, pass a cyclist with one hand off their handlebars, talking on the cell phone: -5
At the red light, watch the cyclist blow past it ... still talking on the phone: -10
"Hey, wow, blowing a red light and talking on the cellphone, that's like double douchebag points!": +10 ( Read more... )
At the red light, watch the cyclist blow past it ... still talking on the phone: -10
"Hey, wow, blowing a red light and talking on the cellphone, that's like double douchebag points!": +10 ( Read more... )
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It's up there with the (too rare) joy of passing a car that has been pulled over by the police and realizing that it belongs to the asshole who, just a few miles before, was tailgating, high-beaming, cutting people off, or otherwise perpetrating acts of general douchebaggery in his quest for speed. Are you going to get there faster NOW?
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