the daily schadenfreude index

[cris]

On the morning commute, pass a cyclist with one hand off their handlebars, talking on the cell phone: -5
At the red light, watch the cyclist blow past it ... still talking on the phone: -10
"Hey, wow, blowing a red light and talking on the cellphone, that's like double douchebag points!": +10

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[wantedonvoyage]

Justice is rare and fleeting, but to be savored when it comes.