One-shot: Infinite Lives
Author's note February 2011: This was written early 2008. I haven't really changed anything and everything is pretty much the same as when I first posted it back then. Don't expect any sort of quality when it comes to the writing, grammar or the language used.
Title: Infinite Lives
Author: phoenix_zeal
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not make any profit from this.
Summary: Jin and Kame have infinite lives. This is 9 times Jin managed to get him and sometimes also Kame killed by doing stupid things and then 1 time Kame decides to do it before him.
1.
Kame looked on with a bored expression as Jin was climbing up a big oak tree. Jin was happily humming as he reached the top branch and he sat there looking out over the park they were in. He looked up and saw birds flying around.
That looks like fun, Jin thought. “Kame”, he shouted down to the boy standing under the tree.
“What is it?” Kame asked while looking up to see what Jin was doing but he couldn’t see him for all the leaves.
“Do you think I could fly?” Kame’s eyes widened.
What the hell is he thinking of doing now? he thought. “Of course you can’t fly baka! You’re human!”
“But since we have infinite lives shouldn’t we have other super abilities as well?” Jin thought aloud. “Like Superman! I’m going to try it!”
Jin inched out on the branch until he was barely sitting on it at all and then he gave a push with his arms and tried flapping them a bit. Of course he didn’t fly and he began his descent to the ground. Kame who was looking up saw Jin falling down towards him at a neck breaking speed and his eyes widened.
OH SHIT! was the last thing he thought before Jin landed on top of him.
SNAP! Both of the boys’ necks broke. After a few minutes where the boys just laid there dead they suddenly started moving again and Kame used his hand to snap his neck back into place while Jin did the same.
“What were you thinking Bakanishi?!” a furious Kame said. “Of course we can’t freaking fly!”
“There’s no harm in trying right?” Jin said with a sheepish smile as he stood up and brushed the dirt off his clothes.
He reached his hand out to Kame who slapped it away and stood up on his own. Kame glared at Jin.
“No harm in trying?” he seethed. “We just DIED!”
Kame stormed off and Jin followed him desperately trying to get forgiveness.
***
2.
Jin and Kame stood on the top of the JE building during a break in their rehearsal. Kame was leaning against the rail with his back against the view while Jin was leaning on it looking at the next building.
“Kame”, Jin said with a thoughtful expression and Kame immediately knew that he was about to ask something stupid again.
He sighed, he guessed that he had to answer the older boy otherwise he would pester him forever.
“What is it?”
“Do you think I could jump from this building to the next one?” Kame’s brows furrowed and he looked at Jin as if he was the biggest idiot in the world.
“Of course you can’t”, he answered.
“Why not?” Jin pouted. “The guys in Matrix can do it.”
“Matrix is a movie Jin.”
“I’m still going to try it”, Jin said with determination and started walking to the other side of the roof.
“Bakanishi, don’t you dare!” Kame yelled to him but Jin just smiled and made a peace sign before he started running the fastest he could.
When he reached the railing he jumped up on it before taking a big leap and throwing himself out into the air. Jin didn’t even come halfway before he began falling.
“Ooooooooops”, was heard fainter and fainter as he fell and Kame looked down at him.
BAM! Jin hit the ground and people around him started screaming.
“Oh great”, Kame sighed, “How am I supposed to explain this?”
He started making his way down to the street where he dragged away a very bloody Jin from the street.
“Don’t worry”, he said to the people that stood staring at them. “It’s just a very real looking dummy.”
Kame smiled even though he was seething inside and Jin was very heavy to drag.
When he comes to life again I’m so going to kill him!
***
3.
KAT-TUN was out on a little trip and they were taking a break. Jin was looking at the cliff wall they were right by with a thoughtful expression.
Oh no, not again, Kame thought, he just knew what was coming.
“Kame”, Jin said and Kame sighed deeply.
“What is it this time?”
“Do you think I could climb up that mountain without safety gear like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?”
“Jin, it’s called Mission Impossible for a reason!”
Jin grinned and Kame felt like crying or hitting Jin over the head with something so he’d be knocked unconscious. Unfortunately the only thing around was a pillow.
What is that pillow doing there anyway? Kame shook his head, that was irrelevant at the moment because Jin had started climbing up the wall.
“This isn’t so hard”, Jin said, he was about 30 centimetres from the ground. Kame rolled his eyes and watched as Jin climbed higher and higher.
About 40 minutes later Kame was lying on the ground with the pillow under his head as he watched Jin high up on the mountain wall. Jin didn’t look too good, his arms and his legs were shaking and suddenly one of his feet slipped and he came falling down.
Kame’s eyes widened and he quickly rolled away. Unfortunately he rolled in the wrong direction and Jin landed right on him making both their spines snap.
A few minutes later cracking was heard as the two of them started to move again. Kame pushed Jin off of him and hit him in the head with the pillow.
“Ouch”, Jin pouted as Kame stormed off in the direction to where the rest of the group were while yelling about idiotic morons.
***
4.
The rest of KAT-TUN looked worriedly at Jin who was bouncing around like crazy on the stage. He seemed hyper and a hyper Jin was not a very good think. He’d always do incredibly stupid things when he was hyper. No, he hadn’t been hyper when he tried to fly, jumped off the building or when he tried climbing the mountain. And those were all stupid things so imagine what he could do when he was hyper!
The fan girls were screaming like crazy as always and Jin loved it. Suddenly he got an impulse and ran to the edge of the stage where he threw himself into the sea of fan girls and his terrified band members could only watch as the girls ripped the A of the group apart. Well Kame wasn’t terrified at all, he just sighed with an incredibly pissed off expression on his face.
That is so typical of him, he thought.
The security immediately started working on getting all of the fans out of there and soon KT-TUN was standing looking at the lifeless body of Jin.
“What should we do?” Junno said in panic.
“Oh don’t worry”, Kame said and poked Jin with his foot. “These sorts of things happen all the time. He’ll be back.”
Just as Kame said that Jin opened his eyes and coughed a little before he said: “I’m back.”
T-TUN stared at him in shock. Kame sighed and kicked Jin; they had some explaining to do.
***
5.
Letting Jin drive in an area with mountains was not a very bright idea or so Kame found out. He was driving at an alarming speed and Kame gripped the edge of his seats tightly.
“Kame”, Jin said thoughtfully.
Oh FUCK, not again, Kame thought. “What is it?” he grinded out as Jin went into a curve with a way too high speed but still somehow managing to keep them on the road.
“Do you think we could survive driving off a cliff? In some movies they do.”
“But they are movies!” Kame groaned. “They’re not real!”
“But they have to get it from somewhere right?” Jin asked and spotted a great cliff up ahead. “I’m going to try it.”
He stepped on the gas even more and Kame yelled: “DON’T RUIN THE FUCKING CAR!!!” but it was too late and the car drove off the cliff rolling down and coming to a stop at a big rock.
The men in the car were lifeless and bloody with their necks and other body parts at weird angles. But as always they came back to life after a few minutes snapping their bones back to their right places.
“That was fun!” Jin said with a big smile that faltered when he saw the look Kame was giving him.
“This is my parents’ car you idiot”, Kame said in a low and chilling tone before he threw himself on Jin, strangling him.
***
6.
Jin looked with interest as the line dancer walked across the line forwards and backwards.
It doesn’t look that hard, he thought.
After the performances were done Jin managed to sneak into the arena and looked up at the line with sparkling eyes. Kame came into the arena.
“Jin, what the hell are you doing here?” he asked and immediately regretted his decision to find Jin when he heard the other’s reply.
“Kame”, Jin said thoughtfully.
CRAP! Kame thought but then replied anyway. “What is it Jin?”
“Do you think it’s hard to walk on a line?”
“Of course it is baka; now let’s get out of here before we get in trouble.”
Kame turned around to leave but Jin didn’t seem to be following him so he turned around again. His eyes widened as he saw that Jin was climbing up the ladder to the platform the line was attached to.
“This seems like fun!” Jin said with a wide grin as he stepped out on the line his grin soon faltering as he realised that it actually was hard.
He waved his arms around madly as he tried to regain his balance but he failed to and fell down something cracking as he landed. Kame went to Jin’s side and looked at him sighing.
“You really are a baka you know.”
“That’s why you love me right?” came the faint reply.
“You wish!” Kame snorted and turned around leaving Jin in the arena.
***
7.
They were alone on the set of 3-D’s classroom for Gokusen II. Kame was reading a magazine and Jin was sitting and looking at him with a bored expression on his face.
“Kame”, Jin whined and Kame winced but kept reading the magazine.
He wasn’t going to answer this time.
“Kame-chan!” Jin moved closer to Kame and wrapped his arms around his waist.
Kame’s eyebrows disappeared behind his bangs as he raised them in surprise.
“What are you doing Jin?” he asked and glanced to his right where Jin rested his chin on Kame’s shoulder.
“I’m bored”, Jin pouted. “How long will the others be gone?”
“An hour or so.” Kame kept flipping through his magazine and Jin’s pout worsened.
He took the magazine away from Kame and threw it away.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“I’m bored so entertain me”, Jin replied and started kissing Kame’s neck.
Kame moaned involuntarily as Jin sucked at the skin right beneath his ear but then drew away from Jin’s embrace.
“Don’t you dare”, Kame said narrowing his eyes. “Anyone could come at any second.”
“I could make you come”, Jin said smirking and licking his lips while he stood up to walk closer to Kame who kept backing away until he hit the teacher’s desk.
When Jin came even closer Kame crawled up on the desk and Jin stood between his legs reaching out for him. Kame got an idea and pretended to give in as Jin leaned in to kiss him but then he punched Jin straight in the face and Jin went flying backwards hitting his head on one of the desks and laid still, a pool of blood spreading on the floor by his head.
Kame sighed, he supposed he had to feel bad for killing Jin but really, the baka never learned that Kame wouldn’t have sex with him in public places where they could get caught. He poked Jin with his foot and Jin opened his eyes.
“Go and find a mop”, Kame told him. “You bled all over the floor.”
“It was your fault”, Jin protested.
“If you had listened it wouldn’t have happened”, Kame picked up his magazine from where it had landed when Jin threw it away and sat back down in a chair starting to read again.
Jin looked at him with a sullen expression for awhile before he went to find a mop. Kame would surely kill him again if he didn’t.
***
8.
Kame was standing backstage looking at Jin’s solo performance. The man really was a great singer and he had some great moves… but wait.
What the HELL is he doing? Kame looked with widening eyes as Jin made obscene movements against his background dancers.
His young, innocent and all boys background dancers! Kame saw red. How could that perverted baka do such a thing to those poor boys? And wait; was that a woman on stage? Kame became furious as he saw Jin practically having sex with the woman and then his eyes widened when Jin ripped the wig off the man to reveal that it was Koki. How come Kame hadn’t heard about this?
Later when the concert was over Kame managed to get Jin alone and cornered him.
“How the hell can you do such things to those poor boys?” Kame shouted. “And how come you let Koki simulate sex with you when it should have been ME?!”
Jin smirked.
“So you’re jealous then?” he asked and Kame replied with hitting him so hard in the head with Junno’s sword that he had brought with him that Jin fell to the floor blood running from his head.
Kame grinned, satisfied, when he saw that the man wasn’t breathing anymore.
“That should teach him a lesson”, he said and gave Jin a hard kick before he left.
“Kazuya”, Jin sobbed after he came to life again.
Kame came back.
“Okay, let’s go home”, Kame said and helped Jin up. “You’re so going to make it up to me though.”
Jin grinned.
***
9.
Jin expected a hug from Kame as they finally met again after long months but instead he got a slap.
“You jerk!” Kame yelled while dragging Jin to a random building and got into the elevator with him.
“What have I done now?” Jin asked confused as Kame pushed the button to the top floor.
“You’ve been flirting with women damn it!” Kame glared at Jin and Jin’s eyes widened.
“How did you find out?” he asked and Kame gave him a look filled with murder.
“So you don’t even try to deny it?!”
The elevator doors opened as they reached the top floor, the roof. Kame dragged Jin behind him to the edge and pushed him off.
“I’m sorry Kazuuuuyaaaaaa”, was heard as Jin fell the long way down to the streets of New York. T-TUN looked at his mangled body.
“He had it coming”, Ueda stated and the rest agreed.
***
10.
Jin and Kame was on the roof of the JE building during a break in their rehearsal. Jin looked thoughtful again Kame noted.
“Kame”, Jin said.
“What is it?” Kame sighed and rubbed his forehead.
“Do you think I could jump to the next building?”
“You’ve already tried once and you couldn’t do it.”
“But maybe I have stronger legs than I did back then”, Jin said. “I think I’m going to try.”
This is just too much for me to handle, Kame thought and jumped off the building.
At least it would give him a few minutes peace from his boyfriend’s idiotic ideas.
Title: Infinite Lives
Author: phoenix_zeal
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not make any profit from this.
Summary: Jin and Kame have infinite lives. This is 9 times Jin managed to get him and sometimes also Kame killed by doing stupid things and then 1 time Kame decides to do it before him.
1.
Kame looked on with a bored expression as Jin was climbing up a big oak tree. Jin was happily humming as he reached the top branch and he sat there looking out over the park they were in. He looked up and saw birds flying around.
That looks like fun, Jin thought. “Kame”, he shouted down to the boy standing under the tree.
“What is it?” Kame asked while looking up to see what Jin was doing but he couldn’t see him for all the leaves.
“Do you think I could fly?” Kame’s eyes widened.
What the hell is he thinking of doing now? he thought. “Of course you can’t fly baka! You’re human!”
“But since we have infinite lives shouldn’t we have other super abilities as well?” Jin thought aloud. “Like Superman! I’m going to try it!”
Jin inched out on the branch until he was barely sitting on it at all and then he gave a push with his arms and tried flapping them a bit. Of course he didn’t fly and he began his descent to the ground. Kame who was looking up saw Jin falling down towards him at a neck breaking speed and his eyes widened.
OH SHIT! was the last thing he thought before Jin landed on top of him.
SNAP! Both of the boys’ necks broke. After a few minutes where the boys just laid there dead they suddenly started moving again and Kame used his hand to snap his neck back into place while Jin did the same.
“What were you thinking Bakanishi?!” a furious Kame said. “Of course we can’t freaking fly!”
“There’s no harm in trying right?” Jin said with a sheepish smile as he stood up and brushed the dirt off his clothes.
He reached his hand out to Kame who slapped it away and stood up on his own. Kame glared at Jin.
“No harm in trying?” he seethed. “We just DIED!”
Kame stormed off and Jin followed him desperately trying to get forgiveness.
***
2.
Jin and Kame stood on the top of the JE building during a break in their rehearsal. Kame was leaning against the rail with his back against the view while Jin was leaning on it looking at the next building.
“Kame”, Jin said with a thoughtful expression and Kame immediately knew that he was about to ask something stupid again.
He sighed, he guessed that he had to answer the older boy otherwise he would pester him forever.
“What is it?”
“Do you think I could jump from this building to the next one?” Kame’s brows furrowed and he looked at Jin as if he was the biggest idiot in the world.
“Of course you can’t”, he answered.
“Why not?” Jin pouted. “The guys in Matrix can do it.”
“Matrix is a movie Jin.”
“I’m still going to try it”, Jin said with determination and started walking to the other side of the roof.
“Bakanishi, don’t you dare!” Kame yelled to him but Jin just smiled and made a peace sign before he started running the fastest he could.
When he reached the railing he jumped up on it before taking a big leap and throwing himself out into the air. Jin didn’t even come halfway before he began falling.
“Ooooooooops”, was heard fainter and fainter as he fell and Kame looked down at him.
BAM! Jin hit the ground and people around him started screaming.
“Oh great”, Kame sighed, “How am I supposed to explain this?”
He started making his way down to the street where he dragged away a very bloody Jin from the street.
“Don’t worry”, he said to the people that stood staring at them. “It’s just a very real looking dummy.”
Kame smiled even though he was seething inside and Jin was very heavy to drag.
When he comes to life again I’m so going to kill him!
***
3.
KAT-TUN was out on a little trip and they were taking a break. Jin was looking at the cliff wall they were right by with a thoughtful expression.
Oh no, not again, Kame thought, he just knew what was coming.
“Kame”, Jin said and Kame sighed deeply.
“What is it this time?”
“Do you think I could climb up that mountain without safety gear like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?”
“Jin, it’s called Mission Impossible for a reason!”
Jin grinned and Kame felt like crying or hitting Jin over the head with something so he’d be knocked unconscious. Unfortunately the only thing around was a pillow.
What is that pillow doing there anyway? Kame shook his head, that was irrelevant at the moment because Jin had started climbing up the wall.
“This isn’t so hard”, Jin said, he was about 30 centimetres from the ground. Kame rolled his eyes and watched as Jin climbed higher and higher.
About 40 minutes later Kame was lying on the ground with the pillow under his head as he watched Jin high up on the mountain wall. Jin didn’t look too good, his arms and his legs were shaking and suddenly one of his feet slipped and he came falling down.
Kame’s eyes widened and he quickly rolled away. Unfortunately he rolled in the wrong direction and Jin landed right on him making both their spines snap.
A few minutes later cracking was heard as the two of them started to move again. Kame pushed Jin off of him and hit him in the head with the pillow.
“Ouch”, Jin pouted as Kame stormed off in the direction to where the rest of the group were while yelling about idiotic morons.
***
4.
The rest of KAT-TUN looked worriedly at Jin who was bouncing around like crazy on the stage. He seemed hyper and a hyper Jin was not a very good think. He’d always do incredibly stupid things when he was hyper. No, he hadn’t been hyper when he tried to fly, jumped off the building or when he tried climbing the mountain. And those were all stupid things so imagine what he could do when he was hyper!
The fan girls were screaming like crazy as always and Jin loved it. Suddenly he got an impulse and ran to the edge of the stage where he threw himself into the sea of fan girls and his terrified band members could only watch as the girls ripped the A of the group apart. Well Kame wasn’t terrified at all, he just sighed with an incredibly pissed off expression on his face.
That is so typical of him, he thought.
The security immediately started working on getting all of the fans out of there and soon KT-TUN was standing looking at the lifeless body of Jin.
“What should we do?” Junno said in panic.
“Oh don’t worry”, Kame said and poked Jin with his foot. “These sorts of things happen all the time. He’ll be back.”
Just as Kame said that Jin opened his eyes and coughed a little before he said: “I’m back.”
T-TUN stared at him in shock. Kame sighed and kicked Jin; they had some explaining to do.
***
5.
Letting Jin drive in an area with mountains was not a very bright idea or so Kame found out. He was driving at an alarming speed and Kame gripped the edge of his seats tightly.
“Kame”, Jin said thoughtfully.
Oh FUCK, not again, Kame thought. “What is it?” he grinded out as Jin went into a curve with a way too high speed but still somehow managing to keep them on the road.
“Do you think we could survive driving off a cliff? In some movies they do.”
“But they are movies!” Kame groaned. “They’re not real!”
“But they have to get it from somewhere right?” Jin asked and spotted a great cliff up ahead. “I’m going to try it.”
He stepped on the gas even more and Kame yelled: “DON’T RUIN THE FUCKING CAR!!!” but it was too late and the car drove off the cliff rolling down and coming to a stop at a big rock.
The men in the car were lifeless and bloody with their necks and other body parts at weird angles. But as always they came back to life after a few minutes snapping their bones back to their right places.
“That was fun!” Jin said with a big smile that faltered when he saw the look Kame was giving him.
“This is my parents’ car you idiot”, Kame said in a low and chilling tone before he threw himself on Jin, strangling him.
***
6.
Jin looked with interest as the line dancer walked across the line forwards and backwards.
It doesn’t look that hard, he thought.
After the performances were done Jin managed to sneak into the arena and looked up at the line with sparkling eyes. Kame came into the arena.
“Jin, what the hell are you doing here?” he asked and immediately regretted his decision to find Jin when he heard the other’s reply.
“Kame”, Jin said thoughtfully.
CRAP! Kame thought but then replied anyway. “What is it Jin?”
“Do you think it’s hard to walk on a line?”
“Of course it is baka; now let’s get out of here before we get in trouble.”
Kame turned around to leave but Jin didn’t seem to be following him so he turned around again. His eyes widened as he saw that Jin was climbing up the ladder to the platform the line was attached to.
“This seems like fun!” Jin said with a wide grin as he stepped out on the line his grin soon faltering as he realised that it actually was hard.
He waved his arms around madly as he tried to regain his balance but he failed to and fell down something cracking as he landed. Kame went to Jin’s side and looked at him sighing.
“You really are a baka you know.”
“That’s why you love me right?” came the faint reply.
“You wish!” Kame snorted and turned around leaving Jin in the arena.
***
7.
They were alone on the set of 3-D’s classroom for Gokusen II. Kame was reading a magazine and Jin was sitting and looking at him with a bored expression on his face.
“Kame”, Jin whined and Kame winced but kept reading the magazine.
He wasn’t going to answer this time.
“Kame-chan!” Jin moved closer to Kame and wrapped his arms around his waist.
Kame’s eyebrows disappeared behind his bangs as he raised them in surprise.
“What are you doing Jin?” he asked and glanced to his right where Jin rested his chin on Kame’s shoulder.
“I’m bored”, Jin pouted. “How long will the others be gone?”
“An hour or so.” Kame kept flipping through his magazine and Jin’s pout worsened.
He took the magazine away from Kame and threw it away.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“I’m bored so entertain me”, Jin replied and started kissing Kame’s neck.
Kame moaned involuntarily as Jin sucked at the skin right beneath his ear but then drew away from Jin’s embrace.
“Don’t you dare”, Kame said narrowing his eyes. “Anyone could come at any second.”
“I could make you come”, Jin said smirking and licking his lips while he stood up to walk closer to Kame who kept backing away until he hit the teacher’s desk.
When Jin came even closer Kame crawled up on the desk and Jin stood between his legs reaching out for him. Kame got an idea and pretended to give in as Jin leaned in to kiss him but then he punched Jin straight in the face and Jin went flying backwards hitting his head on one of the desks and laid still, a pool of blood spreading on the floor by his head.
Kame sighed, he supposed he had to feel bad for killing Jin but really, the baka never learned that Kame wouldn’t have sex with him in public places where they could get caught. He poked Jin with his foot and Jin opened his eyes.
“Go and find a mop”, Kame told him. “You bled all over the floor.”
“It was your fault”, Jin protested.
“If you had listened it wouldn’t have happened”, Kame picked up his magazine from where it had landed when Jin threw it away and sat back down in a chair starting to read again.
Jin looked at him with a sullen expression for awhile before he went to find a mop. Kame would surely kill him again if he didn’t.
***
8.
Kame was standing backstage looking at Jin’s solo performance. The man really was a great singer and he had some great moves… but wait.
What the HELL is he doing? Kame looked with widening eyes as Jin made obscene movements against his background dancers.
His young, innocent and all boys background dancers! Kame saw red. How could that perverted baka do such a thing to those poor boys? And wait; was that a woman on stage? Kame became furious as he saw Jin practically having sex with the woman and then his eyes widened when Jin ripped the wig off the man to reveal that it was Koki. How come Kame hadn’t heard about this?
Later when the concert was over Kame managed to get Jin alone and cornered him.
“How the hell can you do such things to those poor boys?” Kame shouted. “And how come you let Koki simulate sex with you when it should have been ME?!”
Jin smirked.
“So you’re jealous then?” he asked and Kame replied with hitting him so hard in the head with Junno’s sword that he had brought with him that Jin fell to the floor blood running from his head.
Kame grinned, satisfied, when he saw that the man wasn’t breathing anymore.
“That should teach him a lesson”, he said and gave Jin a hard kick before he left.
“Kazuya”, Jin sobbed after he came to life again.
Kame came back.
“Okay, let’s go home”, Kame said and helped Jin up. “You’re so going to make it up to me though.”
Jin grinned.
***
9.
Jin expected a hug from Kame as they finally met again after long months but instead he got a slap.
“You jerk!” Kame yelled while dragging Jin to a random building and got into the elevator with him.
“What have I done now?” Jin asked confused as Kame pushed the button to the top floor.
“You’ve been flirting with women damn it!” Kame glared at Jin and Jin’s eyes widened.
“How did you find out?” he asked and Kame gave him a look filled with murder.
“So you don’t even try to deny it?!”
The elevator doors opened as they reached the top floor, the roof. Kame dragged Jin behind him to the edge and pushed him off.
“I’m sorry Kazuuuuyaaaaaa”, was heard as Jin fell the long way down to the streets of New York. T-TUN looked at his mangled body.
“He had it coming”, Ueda stated and the rest agreed.
***
10.
Jin and Kame was on the roof of the JE building during a break in their rehearsal. Jin looked thoughtful again Kame noted.
“Kame”, Jin said.
“What is it?” Kame sighed and rubbed his forehead.
“Do you think I could jump to the next building?”
“You’ve already tried once and you couldn’t do it.”
“But maybe I have stronger legs than I did back then”, Jin said. “I think I’m going to try.”
This is just too much for me to handle, Kame thought and jumped off the building.
At least it would give him a few minutes peace from his boyfriend’s idiotic ideas.