Fic: YouTube Worship (Gossip Girl/One Tree Hill)
Title: YouTube Worship
Author: crimsonredmagic
Fandom: Gossip Girl/One Tree Hill
Character/s: Chuck Bass, Haley James Scott
Requested By: callmeadreamer
Prompt: Chuck/Haley - Chuck sees Haley on YouTube
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill sadly do not belong to moi!
AN: Crack fic...pure and simple crack fic! Oh and if anyone can guess the identity of Chuck's forum rival you'll get a round of applause from me!!
It starts with a video he comes across by accident on YouTube and before he knows what’s hit him, her albums on his iPod and he’s hiding pictures of her like cheap porn in various folders on his laptop.
He searches her name, types Haley James Scott into Google and finds her Wiki page, her blog and a forum dedicated to waxing lyrical about her magnificence.
He looks at her like she’s his discovery and he doesn’t want anyone else to share in the findings, so when Nate flicks on his iPod one day and comes across one of her songs, he snatches the thin silver machine out of the other boys hands and refuses to tell him the name.
He subscribes to her YouTube page, his name is UESHaloFan on all of the message boards and he gets into huge debates with some guy named PieFan79 over what color her hair looks best at (PieFan79 likes it long and blonde but Chuck prefers the sophisticated brunette shoulder cut she’s currently sporting) and when she posts a new item to her blog, he has his phone set up to receive the alert.
But he isn’t obsessed nor is he some half crazed fan boy, just even thinking he is, is laughable. Fan worship is beneath him and best reserved for all the other guys out there, the ones that really didn’t have a snowballs chance in hell of ever meeting her.
Besides Chuck Bass does not do idolatry.