017 || Of Robotic Dragons, Fire Extinguishers and Weddings

[crimsonmischief]

Genius-san~

WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW~♥?

[Don't worry, Castle, there's an extinguisher attached to the tiny flamethrower part of the robotic dragon! Besides, with the current event, the flames have decided to just be... unenthusiastic sparks.]

Assuming that Castle-san, Gai-san and Fred-san have not withdrawn their support, that is...

Comments

[spandexisyouth]

...You really made a dragon that could shoot flames and put it in his living room?

[crimsonmischief]

Yes~!

[spandexisyouth]

That is what he asked for so I give my support!

I want to see it.

[crimsonmischief]

I do believe he's making our son chase Tribble around the house.

[live_ringer]

Another offer of marriage? Do the rest of us at least get an invite to the ceremony?

[crimsonmischief]

He rejected my first one and demanded a robotic dragon in return for a 'yes'.

But I shall be sure to send out invitations~!

[live_ringer]

My, my. Some brides are so needy.

...Can I assume there's some sort of safety feature to this flame bit?

[crimsonmischief]

Ah, but what can one do once love is brought into the picture~?

[And at the question, there's a pause. A very, very long pause. A very, very, very long pause.]

...Yes?

[bloody_pens]

That's one hell of a bride price.

[crimsonmischief]

My dearest Genius-san demanded it~!

[bloody_pens]

And you delivered. You'll make such an excellent [A pause.] wife husb huswife.

[crimsonmischief]

Does that make Genius-san the wifeband?

[man_genius]

[OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ROBOT DRAGON!]

oops i got that wrong i never saw that movie

[man_genius]

Yeah yeah yeah, you can have my firstborn for all I care. DRAGON. ROBOT DRAGON! IT STOMPS AROUND LIKE A REAL DRAGON!

I'm naming it Elliott, ok? Elliott's the perfect dragon name. BRB I'm gonna go make Elliott chase Tribble.

Neither did I! /obvious

[crimsonmischief]

Why is Elliott-- [Is he even there anymore?] I'll send out the wedding invitations then~!

before our time, woman-friend

[man_genius]

[Five minutes later]

Because it is! Dude Tribble flipped his fur off, he's hiding in the bathtub! This is GREAT! He doesn't breathe fire though, just sparks.

So cool I'm gonna take him to work and he's gonna be my lab assistant, Goggles is so fired! He can fetch me coffee and be my starch drawer protector! And then we're gonna harass Simon and steal extra donuts from Calkins! Then I'm taking him to the Planetarium and it'll be like ROBOT DRAGONS FROM SPAAAAAACE!!! Then we'll go to the aquarium and it'll be ROBOT DRAGONS FROM THE DEEP!

Hey we don't have to wear all white do we?

[dragonking]

Robot dragon.

[crimsonmischief]

Oh yes indeed~!

[dragonking]

I will assume that you do not intend to insult me.

[crimsonmischief]

Ah, why would I do such a thing?