004 || Of Balls and Bruises

[crimsonmischief]

Perhaps trying to climb all the way up the slide wasn--

[And here a line of ink streaks across the page, as if the writer suddenly took a dodgeball to the head. Which he did.]

--wasn't the best of ideas... Might I possibly trouble anyone for a bit of help please? My butt is getting quite sore under all the balls' loving attentions.

{OOC: Crimson

Comments

[darcyredux]

Oh, but if they're being loving, why would you want to leave them? Might make the balls feel neglected.

[crimsonmischief]

Unfortunately, my butt feels like it needs a little space as they're a little too energetic in their loving.

[darcyredux]

Have you tried asking them to calm down?

[crimsonmischief]

I did. I think that only excited them even more...

After laughing hysterically for a moment

[inthecenterfold]

Wait, so you're stuck in a hole with loving balls?

^_~

[crimsonmischief]

Very-- [Blotch.] Loving balls.

/'~.^'\

[inthecenterfold]

I guess it's true that three balls is one too many.

And any more than that ain't much of a party either.

<(^.^<)

[crimsonmischief]

No, I can't say that they are. Especially when the extra balls are so excited and large.

[burntorangesky]

[After staring at this unbelievingly for almost a minute, Fred chooses to focus on the fact that he's stuck somewhere.]

Where are you?

[crimsonmischief]

The Wilderness. In a slide.

[burntorangesky]

Could you perhaps give me a better idea where you are? I have some grasp of the layout of that place, but not enough that I can help you just from that.

[crimsonmischief]

It's a purple and pink striped, narrow, twisty slide.

...With a ruggedly handsome man wearing a green and white striped hat stuck at the top~!

[iattractmushi]

[...]

Why'd you climb up in the first place?

[crimsonmischief]

It looked fun~!

[iattractmushi]

Uh-huh.

Looks like you didn't quite think that move all the way through.

[crimsonmischief]

No, I don't se-- [Thunk. Oww...] I don't seem to do that enough.

[books_and_toads]

Well, a sore butt is a problem. Should probably get some protection for next time.

[inthecenterfold]

Long-lasting protection, with so many balls.

[books_and_toads]

Indeed! After all, there's no fun to be had in soreness.

[inthecenterfold]

Clearly this means he's not very experienced in dealing with rubber.