004 || Of Balls and Bruises

[crimsonmischief]

Perhaps trying to climb all the way up the slide wasn--

[And here a line of ink streaks across the page, as if the writer suddenly took a dodgeball to the head. Which he did.]

--wasn't the best of ideas... Might I possibly trouble anyone for a bit of help please? My butt is getting quite sore under all the balls' loving attentions.

{OOC: Crimson

Comments

[darcyredux]

Oh, but if they're being loving, why would you want to leave them? Might make the balls feel neglected.

[crimsonmischief]

Unfortunately, my butt feels like it needs a little space as they're a little too energetic in their loving.

[darcyredux]

Have you tried asking them to calm down?

[crimsonmischief]

I did. I think that only excited them even more...

[darcyredux]

Oh my. They might be trying to help you get out, in their own way, while trying to be gentle. Though, perhaps they just have no self-control.

[crimsonmischief]

They are pushing at me quite insistently... But I hadn't realized that-- [Oww... He might be getting a bruise there soon. And if not, he'll certainly act like it.] They seem rather attracted to my butt...