lalala.

[criminalize]

You know those days when you haven't gotten much sleep and can't quite shake off the blues and you're running on coffee and so you see something and suddenly the entire world is hilarious?

... Yeah. That's my day.

On the other hand, having four hours of Chinese actually isn't as bad as I thought it'd be. Our textbooks are intimidating. It's like

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[ryotakishu]

ANSEM he counts because everyone is secretly Ansem

JEAN :D

[ryotakishu]

o hay I didn't know you were into One Piece D:

I learned.

[criminalize]

I'm not! OP got crappy after Sanji and Zoro turned into stereotypical bishounen. I just read Zoro/Sanji sometimes because they're hot and I'm shallow.

I totally say that Ansem/his guardian = OTP because man it would be hot. Ansem-not-Ansem, I mean, not DiZ!Ansem.

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD ASK ABOUT JEAN. XD Uhhh. He totally lost his virginity in France as a young teenager to a seductive dude called... Pierre. Pierre was a suave older guy and Jean's a silly little bubbleheaded chick at heart and so he thought he was dead romantic. Pierre ultimately broke his heart, and Jean perfected his sniffly sigh. He wibbled for about a week and started writing poetry and getting into aromatherapy to soothe his injured feelings. After that week, he decided that "z'at 'orrible man" could go to "la 'ell", and he resumed putting his cheery all into his cooking again because that's what he's passionate about. :D

[ryotakishu]

Word on the street is, the best part about OP is always the supreme camraderie and Luffy being groovy, and that sounds about right to me. I watch the show sparingly and have read about one chapter of the manga; I still dig it for the art style and the occasional good fanfic

[syvia]

XD I'd like to hear about Edgeworth.

[criminalize]

I'm nowhere near as awesome at spontaneous writing as you are so I'munna give an opinion instead of a drabble, 'kay? 'Kay. :D

In my mind, Edgeworth lost his virginity when he was about maybe 16 to a girlfriend he had at the time in Europe. There were qualities in her that he liked and that reminded him of someone else (he didn't consciously realize this at the time), and the girl fancied him too because he's Edgeworth, and so one day she nervously suggested giving sex a try and Edgeworth thought (with his usual dose of out-of-court jittery anxiety): "Well, it's a natural thing between a man and a woman and people who love each other; so okay, I'll give it a try." He ended up finding it pretty unsatisfying and overrated and was pretty puzzled about that for a while because his dude-friends were all like "SEX IS AWESOME blah blah blah".

And then later he discovered that he's actually not heterosexual, but that was A-OK because he and that chick remained friends despite them falling out of love romantically. The End. :D

[vilajunkie]

I'm going to ask about Minnie. CUz I'm just that sadistic. :)

[criminalize]

WHY CHRIS WHY. XD

Well, she lost it to Mickey, of course. She was a shy and innocent little mouse until she met Prince Mickey. After an adventure involving some witches, a kidnapping and Mickey saving the day, they decided that they were madly in love, and thus they got married. She lost her virginity consummating that marriage, but it was really sweet and sappy and Disney-esque, with people cheering everywhere and fireworks or something. (Not that they were WATCHING, but like, it was what was happening in the background. Yeah.)

[vilajunkie]

Queen Minnie? Shy and innocent? Those hardly make a comprehensible phrase. I would have thought she lost her virginity to Mickey's older, sexier, cooler, badder brother Mikey. Then she played all innocent and claimed BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN! when she and Mickey started going out.

Wait...witches and a kidnapping? What cartoon short on what Disney channel was this? Did I miss something in my childhood? O.o INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW!!!

[criminalize]

AHAHAHA. Nah. She really was Disney-like when she was younger. Then she got old and bitter.

Throwback to old!Disney in general, m'dear. :P Disney where all the chicks were useless and were victimized by wicked witches and whatnot.

[cnyll]

Someone else already asked about Edgeworth, so...I'll ask about Zack. I feel like this is going to involve Sephiroth somehow. Or it'll be an answer that's just as bizarre as Zack himself. >.>;;

[criminalize]

OHHHH NOW YOU'RE TEMPTING ME TO MAKE IT WEIRD. But I shall refrain.

If we're talking sex in the conventional, 'penetration' sense, then he loses it to someone he loves. SINCE THEY'RE MY OT3, that would make it either Cloud or Aeris. Actually, I reckon it'd be Aeris since I can totally see Aeris being all fun about it and letting him experiment. Plus, it's more straightforward in terms of what goes where and HOW. I can see Zack messing around a lot with people he feels attracted to before even meeting Aeris, though, if only 'cause he's that kinda guy IMO.

[chlorinehamster]

L

[criminalize]

I NEVER RPed/WROTE L. :O But I shall try?

He lost it to a random girl in Wammy's House. He'd obviously read about sex and courting and all that, but he figured the best way to know what it was all about was to experiment and try it himself. So he approached a classmate who he found attractive and smart (in comparison to all the other kids, which says quite a bit) and asked her in that straightforward way of his if she found him attractive; and if she did, whether or not she would care to have sexual intercourse with him. She said "yeah, why not" to both, and thus they had sex.

The end. :D