Like Mr Darcy coming out of the lake and machine-gunning a kitten. For fun.

[cribbins]

"Torchwood star John Barrowman has apologised for exposing his genitals during a live BBC Radio 1 broadcast.This entire article consists of the BBC and Barrowman apologising to a singular person who complained about the slight rustling sound of him slipping his chap out live on radio

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[thucyken]

*perks up* Angsty detective, you say? How perfectly up my alley!

I do wonder why John Barrowan likes to whip out his genitals so much, though. It seems that every second story I hear about him involves his tackle.

[cribbins]

He hasn't evolved much beyond 12, bless him.

[apiphile]

... but but but that's what John DOES. What? SHUT UP, BRITAIN.

[cribbins]

Still, you know, getting attacked by the Daily Mail seems to be what all the cool kids are doing...

[apiphile]

I am so tempted to send them my muppetfucker fic so I can be down with the cool kids too.