My father has told me that his wife hasn't given him sex in 6th months. I have also been told sex stories by him before. When he was 17 the married woman that lived across the street "took care of him". And then I was told a story about how a maid at a hotel showed up naked in his room one night. My cousin was there and thought it was funny so she asked him if he did it. My dad said, "Let's just say I was a naughty boy." Then another time my dad told me I had big boobs. I have no idea how we got on the subject. I gave him a look after he said it and he got defensive and said, "Well, you do!" I proptly called my sister after learning each of these things because I couldn't stand to be the only one with this knowledge (and I wanted to freak her out
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“Oh shit”, thought I. “He’s checking out Orlando! He’s an 80 year old male and even he feels the HAWT radiating off that wall. It’s…it’s almost supernatural!”
I'm not even related to your mother and now *I* have died a bit inside.
I just have images of her having wild monkeysex with some 24 year old kid from the local college, while in the hall a Mormon Tabernacle Clock drowns out the moans....
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That SHIT is CRAZY GO NUTS....
*boggles*
*giggles*
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and think of the fun you could have with the Orlando Action Figures you already have.
Throwing barbie and G.I Joe naked under the bed will never be the same again.
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I'm not even related to your mother and now *I* have died a bit inside.
I just have images of her having wild monkeysex with some 24 year old kid from the local college, while in the hall a Mormon Tabernacle Clock drowns out the moans....
Crev?
Crev?
Dude, you okay??? *poke*poke*
Uh oh.
*looks left, looks right, sneaks out of thread*
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I hope that the part of you that die had, at least, a decent wake.
And dont get me started about Crevette action dolls. I think there should be anatomically correct life-size ones. With audio voice tracks. And extras.
I'm just saying.. ;-)
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