Oh, crevette -- there is simply no one else in the world like you.
I don't know whether to heave deep signs of sadness at that or thank Cthulu. Or something like that.
I did have a friend once who carefully sculpted a cock and balls out of clay for her Ken doll. And I admit I own a Billy doll myself -- he's so overhung it's pretty terrifying to look at.
Somewhere, in the bowels of my "bookmarks" folder, I have a link to a company which custom-manufactures action figures. As in, you send in photographs and a list of what accessories you'd like, and they sculpt your likeness and then ship you a (pretty damn good) action figure.
I got one for ya...skyline_pigeon8February 10 2006, 21:54:48 UTC
Once my mother got over the fact that I'd lost my virginity (at the ripe old age of 21, mind you), she sat down next to me one evening - I shoulda known something awful was about to happen - and casually asked me if my boyfriend, whose complexion reminded me of dark caramel, was as dark down there as he was everywhere else. My mind must have removed itself from my corporeal body at that moment because I'll be damned if I remember answering her.
So, I can sympathize, believe me, I can sympathize.
Congrats on the 79 3/4 pounds. You and I will have to chat about how you did that. Seriously. Mother remarked on how "round" my stomach was last night. Kiss of death. I'm joining the company gym on Monday. Any and all help is welcome.
Me pappy...flaming_moFebruary 10 2006, 22:58:20 UTC
Has given me a couple of TMIs as well...
The first one actually came from my sister, who communicated that my father was freaked a few years ago when a videotape he made with one his cokewhores had disappeared.
The next one was when my father aked for relationship advice from me several years later. He suspected that his on/off girlfriend was cheating on him. THIS coming from the man who was never faithful to any of his wives or girlfriends until he hit his late 50's. GAH!
I'd almost suggest that your mom and my dad should hook up, except my father is not religious, is very intolerant of drama queens, and likes women slightly younger than he is. Nah, forget it. He'd run her over with his Harley within 24 hours.
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I don't know whether to heave deep signs of sadness at that or thank Cthulu. Or something like that.
I did have a friend once who carefully sculpted a cock and balls out of clay for her Ken doll. And I admit I own a Billy doll myself -- he's so overhung it's pretty terrifying to look at.
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For every niche, there's a fill. All I'm sayin'.
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So, I can sympathize, believe me, I can sympathize.
Congrats on the 79 3/4 pounds. You and I will have to chat about how you did that. Seriously. Mother remarked on how "round" my stomach was last night. Kiss of death. I'm joining the company gym on Monday. Any and all help is welcome.
Cheers!
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The first one actually came from my sister, who communicated that my father was freaked a few years ago when a videotape he made with one his cokewhores had disappeared.
The next one was when my father aked for relationship advice from me several years later. He suspected that his on/off girlfriend was cheating on him. THIS coming from the man who was never faithful to any of his wives or girlfriends until he hit his late 50's. GAH!
I'd almost suggest that your mom and my dad should hook up, except my father is not religious, is very intolerant of drama queens, and likes women slightly younger than he is. Nah, forget it. He'd run her over with his Harley within 24 hours.
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