Comments | crevette: The REAL KOH Review

crevette

The REAL KOH Review

May 04, 2005 12:24

3 1/2 hours of sleep and working in insurance just do not mix ( Read more... )

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snixen May 4 2005, 19:06:46 UTC

I am so glad you clarified here. I was pretty stunned at the lack of lubrication references in the other review.

harmonyfb May 4 2005, 19:09:18 UTC

Oh! He killed someone! WHILE WEARING LEATHER!!

::perks::

avalonjones May 4 2005, 19:58:07 UTC

I admit to being a trifle dismayed at your earlier review. *This* is more like it! :D

In high school drama class, they teach you to bite the inside of your own cheek if you're starting to laugh in a situation where you can't or shouldn't. I have drawn blood from trying not to laugh out loud here at work...

dazzleland May 4 2005, 20:10:26 UTC

Now THAT's what I was looking for!!

avalonjones May 4 2005, 23:02:56 UTC

AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANOREXIC 'PRECIOUS MOMENTS' KID!!

This is the very line that nearly made me bite a hole through my own face. Just to be perfectly clear.

I officially worship Crevette!

crevette May 9 2005, 01:40:51 UTC

Don't worship me! EEK!

Yeah, but she did look UGH.

moondjinn May 4 2005, 20:50:13 UTC

::Blows Coke out nose::

Note to self: Never drink, eat, or breathe when reading Crevette. It always ends with something sticky and/or slimy running down the monitor screen.

You owe me a bottle of Windex. =^.^=

rainbowchicken May 4 2005, 20:52:45 UTC

Yup, that's one of the first lessons I learned. ;-)

moondjinn May 4 2005, 21:00:51 UTC

After reading her for several months you'd think I'd catch on, right? I'm just glad I don't have anyone in the house to wonder why I'm lying on the floor wheezing b/c I have food lodged up my nose.

Crevette, you should have a disclaimer!

"Warning! Read at own risk! LJ may cause uncontrollable laughter that may result in being fired or calls from neighbors. You may also suffer from lack of nutrition as nothing you eat or drink will actually be digested as it will all end up dripping down your computer screen."

Or something to that effect. You'd say it a bit more eloquently and have Your Pretty mentioned in there somewhere.

crevette May 9 2005, 01:42:08 UTC

Hehehehe.

You think?

Warning: This LJ contains gratuitous Orlando Bloom masturbation fantasies that include live animals, yard tools and various liquids of differing viscosities.

dravenreborn May 4 2005, 21:45:24 UTC

Oh....you know I am pimping this in my LJ!

crevette May 9 2005, 02:09:38 UTC

Oh, dear... LOL.