The REAL KOH Review

[crevette]

3 1/2 hours of sleep and working in insurance just do not mix

Comments

[may_lyn]

***Although, how many licks does it take to
get to the creamy filling in the center of Orlando Bloom's p.....
Nevermind... Baaaad thought there.***

his...penguin? his ford pinto? his piano? his pint of ale? his platefull of crevette?

[crevette]

Yes! The last one! Oh, please God!

[may_lyn]

*laughs*

if only everyone had voted me queen last election, i would have mandated it.

[sirenscry]

Your obssesion with Das Bloom is so sick and wrong, but absurdly perfect in a twisted and insane sort of way.
My face hurts from trying not to laugh out loud in my cubicle. Thank you and I am glad that your uterus was on its best behavior..(?)

[crevette]

Yes, yes, I am sick. How pathetic am I?

Wait... don't answer that.

[sandpiper729]

Oooh! I like this review a lot better. Now I simply must see the movie. :plots to talk Mr. Sandpiper into going to see LaBloom:

[flaming_mo]

"...nor did I tell him I had a puppy for him to play with out in the van."

God I hope the 17 year old's folks don't call family services for potential corruption of a minor. Besides, even if you were into other hawt young guys besides Orlando, do you really think they can handle a vibrant full-bodied WOMAN of great sexual power?

Re: I'm all right

[flaming_mo]

Good. Glad to find out you're still a good boy and managed to main respect for the ladies. I trust Crevette didn't gnaw your hand as you tried to obstruct her view?

Hopefully last night's experience wasn't too traumatizing. Or possibly gave you too much insight into older women...

[moon_ferret]

Do I get to be one of the Ferrets? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[crevette]

I don't know if I know you THAT well... LOL...

[moon_ferret]

*sigh* A girl ferret can dream, can't she?