How Jude Law Learned to Stop Being a Slut and Love Monogamy [Jude/RDJ - NC-17]

[credulesque]

Title: How Jude Law Learned to Stop Being a Slut and Love Monogamy
Pairing: Jude Law/Robert Downey Jr
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary: Written for this prompt at sherlockkink (this is a longer and tidier version of what I already posted there). Wherein Jude is a huge slut, Robert is jealous and Rachel attempts to help with bagels.
A/N: Huge thanks to

Comments

[oxymoronic]

SHAMELESSLY STEALING THE FIRST COMMENT FROM LAURA

[credulesque]

LADIES. PLEASE.

[credulesque]

LKDJ;FSLDKFJ ACCEPTED.

[fudgebean]

HAAA I LIKE HOW I DONT EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE BUT YET I STILL READ THIS AND LOVED THE HELL OUT OF THE JEALOUSY :D

p.s HEY YOU.

[credulesque]

WHAT THE HELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AWAY~ ARE YOU BACK?! shflskjdlfk!!! HEYYY
(also wtf; you haven't seen sherlock holmes?!)

[fudgebean]

why yes, yes i am. see i have this thing, called college. its where people to go to LEEEEAAAARN :D:D
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY.

gotta say never found jude law pretty but in the trailer he looks daaaamn good.

nooope i haven't ): but its on my list though.

[credulesque]

oh i didn't realise you were back from ~india ;)
YOU SHOULD BE ON MSN MORE KTHX *_* and yeah me neither but check this shit out JASDKSLA

[oxymoronic]

SO I WAS JUST GONNA EDIT THE ONE ABOVE BUT THEN LAURA REPLIED TO IT.

SO now I've read the thing; I basically loved it before I knew it was even you, so.

“You,” Robert whispered, his lips brushing against Jude’s, “are such a slut.” IS THERE MUCH MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID OTHER THAN HOW TRUE THIS IS?

I love the twins, I love Rachel, I love them being oblivious to their ~manlove, I love THE PORN, I love the interview, I love the witty banter, BUT MOST OF ALL ILU.

Also can I point out you should have had the line from Iron Man in here. You know the one,

"Hey, Tony, remember me?"
"Sure don't."

to add to Jude's mansluttery. (I JUST MADE UP A WORD ARE YOU PROUD?)

[credulesque]

YAY BEST COMMENT :-D

HE IS SUCH A SLUT IT'S RIDONKULOUS :')
ahaha oh my god i didn't even remember that line when did he say that? I LOVE THIS WORD. IT IS THE KING OF ALL WORDS. ♥

[oxymoronic]

I BEAT THE RDJ-WANKING GIF? I'm HONOURED.

HE IS.
It's in the bit where he goes to the Disney press conference whatever and dances with Pepper, just as he walks up the carpet, before he talks to Stan Lee :)

[credulesque]

Well it's not rly a competition >D ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN THE VID THAT'S FROM BTW?
OIC i think i remember and LOL surprise!hugh heffner! :')

[elvish_kitty]

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!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

[credulesque]

THANK YOU I THINK PLZ DON'T DIE THOUGH :')

[elvish_kitty]

IT WAS A HAPPY, GLORIOUS DEATH FROM EXTREME HOTNESS AND PORN. IT'S OKAY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I WAS ABLE TO RESURRECT MYSELF LATER WITH AN INFUSION OF CHOCOLATE.