8. [Filtered to Serenity| Voice]

[crazywithguns]

[various noises of things being broken, smashed, electrocuted and deep fried]

...I AM NOT 'BEAUTIFYING' THE SHIP!

I don't care if you threaten to dip me in a vat of electrified cheese! Not happening.

Comments

[Voice | Not filtered because he's openly undermining Zhang He]

[phytotoxin]

If you don't wish to do it, I'm sure I can find something else for you to do while that ridiculousness takes place.

[Voice | Not filtered because that's fine with her]

[crazywithguns]

Finally, someone reasonable!

I just think my....talents... could be better used elsewhere. [can you hear the evil grin?]

[Voice | Oh goodie!]

[phytotoxin]

Yes, I rather agree.

[He's smirking slightly himself]

Perhaps you have some thumbscrews that we could polish, or some blades we can devote our time to sharpening.

[Voice |How di you know?!]

[crazywithguns]

Really?!

Why yes, yes I do! ...And my saber may have a defect. I'll have to slice someone up to double-check!

[flashstepfeline]

So.....if you don't care about being dipped in a vat of electrified cheese, does that mean that if I found one, I could go ahead and dip you?

[crazywithguns]

Hah! Only if you caught me first.

[causink_trouble]

Hy'z defn'tly vith hyu on dot vun.

[causink_trouble]

...Especially vith all de fun schtuff hyu two gots planned!

[crazywithguns]

Yeah, I didn't think you'd mind.

[causink_trouble]

Now Hy'z downright lookink forvard to all dis ship-beautifyink.

[haspinkbackpack]

I dunno, sounds like yer prettying it up right now.

[crazywithguns]

Hah! Well, I doubt my definition of 'beauty' coincides with our pretty Quartermaster's...

[haspinkbackpack]

An' ya gonna let that bother ya?

[crazywithguns]

pft. Not anymore. I got a date!