8. [Filtered to Serenity| Voice]

[crazywithguns]

[various noises of things being broken, smashed, electrocuted and deep fried]

...I AM NOT 'BEAUTIFYING' THE SHIP!

I don't care if you threaten to dip me in a vat of electrified cheese! Not happening.

Comments

[Voice | Not filtered because he's openly undermining Zhang He]

[phytotoxin]

If you don't wish to do it, I'm sure I can find something else for you to do while that ridiculousness takes place.

[Voice | Not filtered because that's fine with her]

[crazywithguns]

Finally, someone reasonable!

I just think my....talents... could be better used elsewhere. [can you hear the evil grin?]

[Voice | Oh goodie!]

[phytotoxin]

Yes, I rather agree.

[He's smirking slightly himself]

Perhaps you have some thumbscrews that we could polish, or some blades we can devote our time to sharpening.

[Voice |How di you know?!]

[crazywithguns]

Really?!

Why yes, yes I do! ...And my saber may have a defect. I'll have to slice someone up to double-check!

[Voice | B) Perceptive]

[phytotoxin]

If, after we're finished with that we still have time to spare, we can always occupy ourselves with sparring -- to test the balance of weapons, of course.

I daresay even that is a better use for our time than decorating for that over-inflated peacock.

[Voice | does marluxia have all-seeing rainbow lesbian pwers of doom, too?]

[crazywithguns]

Oh Hell, yes!

'Balance testing' is one of my favorite activities!

[Voice | Probably closer to Flower Power, really. 8D]

[phytotoxin]

Wonderful. Should this soon-to-be-fiasco go ahead as he plans, we at least have another option with which to fill our time.

I shall have to extend the invitation to Jenka, I think.

[Voice | So he's a hippie?]

[crazywithguns]

Ooh, since you're bringing a friend, can I bring Dimo?

He's house-trained.

[Voice | The Hippie Assassin!]

[phytotoxin]

Certainly.

[He's amused at that.]

As long as you make him promise to resist calling me 'Dollink'. It seems to be be something of a habit he's fallen into.

[Voice | Oh noes! He will kill us with love and peace!]

[crazywithguns]

Hah! I'll see what I can do.

[Voice | More like sharp, bladed weapons and poison! ]

[phytotoxin]

Very good.

[Voice | OH THERE YOU ARE~]

[butterflyjades]

Well since you're both paying attention~! I thought I'd tell you the beautifying project has been approved by the captain. I hope to see you both when it starts~.

[Voice | Yoo hoo~ ]

[phytotoxin]

How unfortunate. As you can see, Bangladesh and I have already made plans for that time. I'm sure can find somebody else to bother with your beautifying project -- you hardly need a Quartermaster and a Boatswain to help you when there are Airmen to do the job. Your authority alone should be enough to direct them adequately, hm?

We will probably spend our time sparring with either each other or some of the members of the Public Relations team, should they agree, to hone our skills after falling idle due to the festivities. You're free to interrupt, but be warned that our weapons are sharp and accidents can happen.

[Voice | Yoo hoo~ ]

[in_the_latin]

Before you get any bright ideas, I'd like to point out that I don't look kindly on accidents happening on this boat, specially when they involve such bright, careful individuals as yourself.

[Voice ]

[phytotoxin]

While I doubt I can miss Zhang He, Captain, I feel that he should be careful if he decides to creep up on a group of people waving around sharp objects.

I'm sure nothing untoward will happen, but basic knife-safety rules should be followed, wouldn't you say?

[Voice ]

[crazywithguns]

'Specially since if Dimo and I are involved, we'll likely be hurling said sharp objects.