There's this globe toy at the nursery I work in. It's pretty cool, it talks, and has a little joystick which you can use to move the magnifying glass and zoom in to different areas and see the different animals that live there. You can put it on a mode where it asks you to find the animals and other interactive things.


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I like to go on OkCupid not necessarily to get dates, but to see who will randomly message me. Today it was a single 21 year old male from Modesto, California. The chat went like this:

( This conversation is NSFW, kids. )

So I have been going to this naturopath doctor who is all into holistic medicine and crap. He did a blood test and did a full panel of food allergens on my blood, to see if I had any food allergies that might be negativity affecting my health and causing my multitude of health problems (fibromyalgia, allergies, getting sick all the time, fatigue, ( Read more... )

So, everyone knows I like to join online dating sites. I'm a member of... far too many. Recently, I decided to join one that is dedicated to matchmaking those of Greek heritage. I figured, hey, why not? Us Greeks are beautiful and awesome. So I made my profile yesterday and it's really very brief and includes one picture of me ( Read more... )

"You can only say no to something you really want so many times before you're like, "Fuck Jesus, I'll do what I want." - Katie Murphy

*yawn* I am so, so tired right now. But I realized I had some semi-humorous things I could post about from my past week. Where should we start ( Read more... )

I was just watching television with my mom. First up was a Discovery Health show called "Twins by Surprise." This is exactly what it sounds like. Moms who went into labor expecting one child, and end up with two popping out. Now, I won't even get into how horrifying this must be to have two kids when you're expecting one. That is just... a ( Read more... )

As some of you may know, I was blessed to have been able to go see Eddie Vedder both nights he was here in Honolulu. I'd like to write more about the entire concert experience, but I am still feeling a bit overwhelmed from it all and can't find the words to describe how amazing it was. Instead, I will rant to you about something that bothered me ( Read more... )

Lauren is here which makes me happy. And it's especially helpful because I fucking hate this time of year. Classes are ending, I will never see 90% of the people again, people are graduating, it's just all around depressing. But Lauren is here to cheer me up and keep me company. In fact, I am writing this very journal entry for her. She's been ( Read more... )

Yeah, I like to post personal ads on Craigslist just so I can laugh at the responses. I also find it entertaining to be really bitchy in those ads, so I can see if men will *still* respond to it. They do ( Read more... )