I'm home ( Read more... )

'I don't understand this language. I'm trying so hard, but I just don't get it ( Read more... )

I am Mr. Smith and this is my wife.

Please wash and smeer my wagon.

Ciao!
Ali

I am planning on waking up in 3 hours to get ready for tomorrow slash today ( Read more... )

Tam and I leave in less than 15 hours for the summer of our lives, and I still haven't even begun to pack. The problem is, my dad got the suitcase down for me this morning when I was in the shower so I wasn't there to tell him that no I am not a man so I can't use a little suitcase for a whole month. Grrr ( Read more... )

First and foremost, THANK YOU SO MUCH ( Read more... )

Good news: I'm sitting upright!

I have exactly one week left of being a kid, and much of it will be spent with cotton in my mouth ( Read more... )

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line

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Your Star Wars Name and Title


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