[So guess who also has false memories of a secret romance.....Harley! So she's really happy tonight because she's actually going on a date. A real date! She hasn't been on one of those in......

Okay that was kinda depressing.

But oh well! She was going on one now and doing all that pre-date stuff, like searching for a dress and fun stuff like that ( Read more... )

 [Hey Mayfield, some in the barber is throwing a fit. So much so you can hear them on the phone that just knocked over.]

What'a mean I don't work here?! I was here yesterday!

.....

Oh don't you get smart with me lady!

[There is a noise that makes it sound like something is being thrown in the air. It could be the telephone because the line cuts off ( Read more... )

 [Anyone who knows her well, probably noticed Harley hasn't been at her best these last few days. However this morning she finds two boxes outside her house. Mayfield have a very loud sequel of excitement.

A. if you walk by 1249 Williams Road you will see a woman hugging two large animals. Hyena's to be exact. She seems ecstatic. ]

My babies! Come ( Read more... )

 [Christmas! Christmas! Harley is so happy

There is a scream and you can hear the end of it as she knocks over the phone. She's opened her presents. She grabs the phone from the floor and yells into it.]

This is sick! ....This town is just....just sick!

[She'll slam the phone down and her family can find her with the boxes in front of her.]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired ( Read more... )

[Hey Ivy, someones been pounding on your door/Found out you died.]

Red! Red! Open up!

[Also to the rest of the town.]

Halloweens here! Anyone got some good costume idea's?

Hey Mayfield! Do you need a new haircut?! Of course you do! Well it’s your lucky day ‘cause we’re holdin’ a special sale!

All non droney people get their haircut for free! Just come by and we’ll make sure you hair is awesome!

[A voice can be heard from the other end of the phone. For those who know him, it is indeed Vince]

"Oi, Harley, we're ( Read more... )

Fathers day.

Sounds like a fun day for dad's. Does that mean I have to track down a fake dad here? Or am I supposed to get Jolt somethin'?

[If anyone wants to bother Harley. Here's their chance.]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley ( Read more... )

[Harley has discovered that her remaining son isn't acting normal....well like himself anymore...she's not taking it well at all. And the phone is pushed to the side in annoyence and off the hook so everyone can hear Harley yelling at someone.]

Snap out of it! I don't care what you're doing, just snap out of it!

"But mom, I'm not doing anything. I ( Read more... )