Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazyclownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired

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[heartstar_blues]

Drink, after enough of it you forget you're even here.

[crazyclownwoman]

Boring!

[heartstar_blues]

Oh, one of those kind of chics huh?

[crazyclownwoman]

One of what chics?

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[puzzlerprince]

[Riddler's heading down the street, dressed in his typical green garb. He pauses when he sees you outside.]

What are you working on, Harley?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Looks up and grins when she see's it's him]

I'm fixin' some of these comics they got here!

See?!

[Holds up a random page with the Joker in it. Stick Harley is proudly next to him. Batman also has a moustache.]

[puzzlerprince]

[He peeks over her shoulder and chuckles.]

That's right; you'd said you weren't in these older stories.

[He points to Batman's broad chin.]

You might want to give him a little chinstrap here, too.

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah, cause they're stupid.

Oh! Good idea!

[Does so.]

[zombee_slayer]

[Dempsey was currently exploring the town he had just found himself in not to long ago when he ran into Harley.] Can't fucking ya help out there.

[crazyclownwoman]

Figures.

....who are you?

[zombee_slayer]

Dempsey, Tank Dempsey. And who the hell are you?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Grins and does a little bow.]

I'm Harley Quinn! Nice ta' meetcha'

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[prodigious_mage]

. . . This store wasn't around the last time I was here. What's all of this stuff, anyway?

[crazyclownwoman]

They're comic books!

[prodigious_mage]

And those're . . . ?

[crazyclownwoman]

They're like books but they have pictures. See!

[Shoves a Superman comic in his face.]

[iflifehadaface]

[Still garbed in his PJs, the young Canadian comes strolling past the young woman, unable to stop his curiosity as he watches her feverishly doodle inside of a comic book. What issue was that? It looked vintage. Was that a Ba-OMG SHE'S DESTROYING A MINT COMIC BOOK CIRCA 1950'S!!!]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PRICELESS ARTIFACT OF COMIC BOOK MEMORABILIA?!

[crazyclownwoman]

I'm fixin it. What's it look like.

[And he can see she's added herself next to the Joker and batman seems to be sporting a moustache as well.]

[iflifehadaface]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS SELL FOR IN MINT CONDITION?! LIKE.. LIKE.. LIKE.. THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES!! YOU COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE WITH THOSE THINGS!

[crazyclownwoman]

Dude relax. I got it for a dime. There's plenty more still there.