Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazyclownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady!

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to

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[poisonivyforyou]

[Except Red is still angry about the whole Spring Cleaning fiasco, so she'll be rather reluctant about this]

It better be worth the hassle, Harley.

[crazyclownwoman]

It is! I promise!

[Dragging you down the street.]

You're gonna love it Red!

[poisonivyforyou]

[They're lucky Harley is the impatient one, Ivy just follows along. She guesses she'll have time to run the hell out if this backfires.

And she's 75% sure it will indeed backfire.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Such faith in your friend Ivy. Anyway, after a while, they'll finally get there.]

We're here! Okay now you can take the blindfold off!

[So happy! Take it off, take it off!

And of course when she does, Ivy will see that the park is COMPLETELY overgrown, with plants everywhere! So much green.]

So....what'ya think?

C

[strike_you_out]

[Slugger has apparently wandered into a Brazilian rain forest. Except he's never seen a Brazilian rain forest so he doesn't really know for sure. He can't even see Harley through all the greenery and it's likely she won't see him at first, either. However, she may definitely hear the rustling sounds coming from beneath tall groves of ferns and elephant ears.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Oh neat rustling!]

That you Red?

[strike_you_out]

[It stops abruptly.]

...

[A giant leaf is pushed aside like a curtain revealing the shadowy face of a familiar boy. Edward's "son" to be exact. A grin plays across his face as he spots Harley in costume. He's seen her in it once before but it still amuses him.]

Red, who?

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh jeeze. I thought you were my pal Ivy.

[But she smiles and waves.]

Hey there kiddo! How's Eddie been lately?

C

[elevatoravatar]

[Slowly navigating the park, seeming somewhat in a daze Elizabeth moves with an expression on her face that Harl's boss would definitely find a challenge]

[crazyclownwoman]

Hi!

[elevatoravatar]

[Liz peers at Harley, she's in her clown getup]

"J.... J.... Joker?"

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh?

You know Mr. J?

[nosoul_nomind]

[Ngl Barton kinda likes it like this. It's a nice change.

When she stumbles across Harley while navigating through, he blinks at her a moment. A... clown?]

[crazyclownwoman]

[A waving clown.]

Hi!

[nosoul_nomind]

Hey.

[Yeah, okay, a clown. That's Mayfield for you.]

Any idea what happened to the park? Or is Mayfield's next game, I dunno, man-eating jungles or something.

[crazyclownwoman]

Nah, it's safe...well I think it is anyway!

My friend loves plants and she was really sad so I got that singy plant lady to make everything grow!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart walks into the park expecting the usual trees and grass and crap, only to find an absolute overgrowth of plants of all sorts. And all he wanted was to find the pond, or lake, or whatever body of water was available.

But instead finds a clown lady in center.]

Well helloooo Bozo.

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh? That's not my name.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Eh, sorry.

My name is Mart.

First time I ever seen a lady clown before.

And here and now this is pretty surreal.

[crazyclownwoman]

I'm Harley! Harley Quinn! Nice ta meetcha!