Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazyclownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady!

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to

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[elevatoravatar]

[Slowly navigating the park, seeming somewhat in a daze Elizabeth moves with an expression on her face that Harl's boss would definitely find a challenge]

[crazyclownwoman]

Hi!

[elevatoravatar]

[Liz peers at Harley, she's in her clown getup]

"J.... J.... Joker?"

[crazyclownwoman]

Huh?

You know Mr. J?

[elevatoravatar]

"But I was told not to invoke the Joker... I was told that it would be bad... Did I truly go mad? Has chaos trumped despair?"

[crazyclownwoman]

Um....I don't know what you're talkin about?

And Mr. J isn't here.

[elevatoravatar]

"Mr. J.... Hrm... Where I come from... Joker was once the king of glee, wishes, murder and mayhem. A figure who came to grant wishes and kill with a smile, simply because it was the Joker."

"You... You are not Joker then?"

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh, no! I'm Harley Quinn! I just work for him.

And we're both from Gotham City.

[elevatoravatar]

"I am... From... The velvet room. Reality was fleeting, and oblivion was nearing so... I needed leave the confines of the walls of sanity. By the look of the trees I have succeeded."

[crazyclownwoman]

Eh, sanity's overrated.

[elevatoravatar]

"Sanity is the firm cement that keeps man attached to banality. My master once said that I needed to remember that."

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah, yeah. The doctors say stuff like that all the time.

I just ignore em' mostly. It's boring.

[elevatoravatar]

"Really? For I though banality was bad. Which is in many ways why I was seeking release for a bit."

"The plants... Are they an extension of your mind? Or mine?"

[crazyclownwoman]

Well I just ignore most of the stuff they say, so who knows.

Huh? Nope, they're really real! Some magical singing lady made them. I wanted to cheer my friend up!

[elevatoravatar]

"Ah.... The magic of song. Were there only a way to make them chocolates as well and you may have paradise."

[crazyclownwoman]

Chocolate songs or chocolate plants?