Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazyclownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks.

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not

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[elevatoravatar]

[Elizabeth opens the door with a puzzled look]

"Is the healer now making house calls?"

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup!

Mind if I ask you a few qustions! I'm doin' a survey!

[elevatoravatar]

"By all means, ask what you must."

[crazyclownwoman]

Okay.

[Looking over her clipboard. See, totally professional.]

How can you tell if someone likes you?

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[miraculls]

[Because Gamzee isn't a filthy heretic, he's wearing his clown makeup loud and proud. He blinks at Harley, not recognizing her without her clowniness traitoooooooooooor]

Hey, chica, what can a fine brother be doing for you today?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Sorry Gamzee. If Harley actually remembered who lived where, she would have worn the clown make-up to see you. Instead she just has her clipboard.]

Hi! I'm doing a survey! Would you mind answering a few questions!?

[miraculls]

[his heart will never recover]

Haha, sure thing. Uhh, I ain't real good at spouting out schoolfed learnings, but I'll get all my wicked try on for you, sis.

[crazyclownwoman]

Thanks!

[Harley will be so sad.]

Besides, it's not school sort of questions.

How can you tell if someone likes you?

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[heart_x_strings]

[Kotomi peeks out, tentatively.]

Hello...?

[crazyclownwoman]

Hi!

[heart_x_strings]

[Oh, she recognizes that voice now! Perfect memory, go!]

Harley-san...?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup! That's me! I was wonderin' if I could ask you a few questions? I'm doin' a survey!

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[puzzlerprince]

[Opening the door.]

Harley?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Enjoy having papers shoved in your face Edward.]

Look what I got from home!

[puzzlerprince]

[He squirms back, gathering them together for a better look.]

What's this about?

[crazyclownwoman]

My papers! See. Look!

I got them when they let me out of Arkham!

[Yup. It's certified proof that she's sane.]

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[poisonivyforyou]

[Well, Red isn't the most observant person... but one should always be careful when Harley of all people is paying more attention to you than usual.

She won't comment on it, though. She'll just assume the milk thing hit her hard because what are feelings.] Feel like going shopping today?

[crazyclownwoman]

[Staring...well this isn't working. Okay onto the next plan.]

Sure.

....Red...can I ask you something?

[poisonivyforyou]

Sure? What's the matter?

[crazyclownwoman]

[A little nervous, but totally innocent.]

Do you like me?