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crazyclownwoman

Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

Aug 22, 2011 15:50

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks.

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not ( Read more... )

totally sane, understatement of the year, ivy

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A miraculls August 22 2011, 19:01:21 UTC

[Because Gamzee isn't a filthy heretic, he's wearing his clown makeup loud and proud. He blinks at Harley, not recognizing her without her clowniness traitoooooooooooor]

Hey, chica, what can a fine brother be doing for you today?

crazyclownwoman August 22 2011, 19:05:01 UTC

[Sorry Gamzee. If Harley actually remembered who lived where, she would have worn the clown make-up to see you. Instead she just has her clipboard.]

Hi! I'm doing a survey! Would you mind answering a few questions!?

miraculls August 22 2011, 19:13:13 UTC

[his heart will never recover]

Haha, sure thing. Uhh, I ain't real good at spouting out schoolfed learnings, but I'll get all my wicked try on for you, sis.

crazyclownwoman August 22 2011, 19:14:20 UTC

Thanks!

[Harley will be so sad.]

Besides, it's not school sort of questions.

How can you tell if someone likes you?

miraculls August 22 2011, 20:25:15 UTC

[oh god why would you ask a troll this]

Uhh, what kinda like we be talking about here, sis? Redrom, blackrom, palerom, or the most motherfuckin' beautiful disease of them all?

crazyclownwoman August 22 2011, 22:00:30 UTC

.....Um....I don't know what you mean.

[Because this is Harley and she needs to learn this lesson the hard way.]

why would you make me do this miraculls August 23 2011, 00:27:24 UTC

Haha, it's cool, sometimes I all up and forget what the quadrants be too. Uhh, let's see...

[Harley, I hope you don't need to go anywhere, because this might take a while. At least Gamzee's going to try to make it more entertaining via handpuppets and funny voices.]

First, you got the red quadrant, what be when a motherfucker all up and gets flushed feelings for another motherfucker, and they be all H3H3H3, 1 TH1NK YOU B3 4 R34LLY 4W3SOM3 MOTH3RFUCK3R, L3TS M4K3 OUT. And if a miracle up and happens, the other motherfucker will be all what FUCK YEAH, CHICA, I REALLY MOTHERFUCKIN' LIKE YOU TOO HEART and then they can go get their sloppy makeouts on.

Then you got palerom, where two motherfuckers all what look out for each other and shit, and one of them puts a stop to any nasty business the other motherfucker tries to be pulling. Like, if a motherfucker were to be all D --> I really wanna get my subjug100ation all over some lowb100d motherfuckers, their moirail would be like :33 < no meowtherfurcker, you be cutting that shit out ( ... )

Because I love you /icon related crazyclownwoman August 23 2011, 00:41:20 UTC

......Um.

Possibly....

......

[Pause.]

I liked the handpuppets.

miraculls August 23 2011, 02:05:39 UTC

Haha, thanks chica! [proceeds to make his hand puppets have sloppy makeouts] But yeah, best friend be a shitton better at figuring out romances and quadrants than me. I just figure a motherfucker's gotta go with what his heart all up and tells him to, you know? And everything will turn out fine.

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