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WEEEEEEE It's warm outside! The birds are chirping, my neighbors are mowing there lawn! And its warm enough to go streaking! YAY! I cant wait to run around naked and feel the warm breeze against my white ass butt cheeks! Ahhh the glory of the naked body! I love nakedness! Lets all go streaking, and then join a nude colony! How about it? Sounds like ( Read more... )

Hey i am in St. Martins! And i currently look like a lobster! I put on lots and lots of sunscreen yet still i look like a lobster! Damn! Well St. Martins was fun we went snorkling...which i've done millions of times so it wasnt that amazing! And then we went shopping which was sweet! I got this pretty necklace for more than 75% off, and originally ( Read more... )

Why is it that whenever i drive somewhere there never open...i go to pph and there not open...so then i go to this Planet Beach place because i have this free card there and there not open...ya this sucks...so then i just went home! Hmmm and no one really needed to know all that information, oh well ( Read more... )

Hello everyone! Ok im a little stressed out right now! I just found out that my sister who is only in 8th grade may be thinking about or already has made purple (blue + red = Purple....sex)! Ya so im freaking out! I dont know what to say to her! See i found out because the little devil in my head told me to read her text messages. And then from ( Read more... )

I met with my friend Seargent Pickle 2day also known as Nick Cassady. We went on a road trip to get to Culvers because every damn road is blocked off by construction. It was very intersting ( Read more... )

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