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[crazy_tinkerbel]

Ashley was really bored during the sermon at First Covenant this morning (I don't know why, I personally adore the man who preached today but that's okay) and so randomly flipped through the Bible at her chair

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[psychicninja]

You totally made me flip through the bible my uncle gave me.

...I giggled. It was funny. Not quite that funny, but funny. XD

[crazy_tinkerbel]

That description of someone's penis is something you'd expect to see in bad fanfic, not in a book adored by hundreds of generations.

[psychicninja]

THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE BIBLE WAS A GOD/JESUS SHIPPER. TRUE FACT.

*shot*

[crazy_tinkerbel]

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[arwynredfenne]

like...OMG.

I'd totally forgotten about that. I don't know why, it was completely hilarious...but yeah.

I just think it was quite shocking to open the Bible at random, and find that.

I think the funniest thing was the looks Bethany and Dani gave us when we started laughing...like, OMG. Epic!

[crazy_tinkerbel]

I don't recall the facial expressions, but I'm sure they were just as funny. And I love how old this entry is...