I had a dream last night ( Read more... )

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Note to self ( Read more... )

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GET A FUCKING PERSONALITY.

I'm losing hope in humanity.

I have officially applied to college. It's all in their hands now.

There's an "unknown" number that calls me every other morning at 3 AM.
When I pick up, they hang up.
It's starting to piss me off, and I can't call it back.

On the bright side, I have the car all week. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

All your children have grown, and you've never made your wife moan.

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oh! and:

I'LL BE HOME THIS WEEKEND
AND MARA FUCKING DAWN I MUST SEE YOU.