Got a tooth pulled today -- my first ever, oh boy! Hurts like fuck and I am now far too acquainted with the taste of my own blood. Also, the guy who pulled it did not clean the splatters of blood off my face when he was done. I got down several floors to the lobby, then decided to rinse my mouth. In the bathroom mirror, I discovered I looked like a ( Read more... )

This one was a big hit with everybody who had it, so I figured I'd post the recipe. I even had a friend's grandmother ask me for it! (Little did I know anyone would want the results of my kitchen improv/mad science.)

( Apple Cake )

So I was perusing my local thrift shop the other day, looking for bakeware, and found a lovely stand mixer. "Hmm," I thought, "I probably have nowhere to put this lovely stand mixer. Alas, it will have to go to a better (and larger) home than mine ( Read more... )

Having finished construction on my evil fortress, I am now accepting applications for the positions of minion and/or consort. Please choose your wording with care, as unsuccessful applications will be met with abrupt drops into my alligator pit or, if the alligators are suffering from indigestion, a quick shot from my death ray.

( Pictures of evil fortress (of doom) )

( Epilogue 1 )

( Chapter 19 )

( Chapter 18 )

( Chapter 17 )

( Chapter 16 )

( Chapter 15 )