Breakfast Specials

Mary's sleeping over! Jim's bringing a girl home from college! You've asked friends to come for brunch after church. Or you just woke up this morning so full of goodwill that you wanted to make the day special. That's the day for any one of the good things in this section. (Our testers tell us they're delicious!) Spread this ( Read more... )

( Funny Spam Subject Lines )

Having finished construction on my evil fortress, I am now accepting applications for the positions of minion and/or consort. Please choose your wording with care, as unsuccessful applications will be met with abrupt drops into my alligator pit or, if the alligators are suffering from indigestion, a quick shot from my death ray.

( Pictures of evil fortress (of doom) )

Me [to boyfriend]: I'm talking to three guys, counting you. The main subjects of conversation have been lesbians, voodoo dolls, and blackmail.
Me:: I don't think I know what a normal conversation is anymore

So in the mail today I got a package from my mum.

( Guess what was in it! )

I have my alarm set to the radio, and this morning, I awoke to, "--something new and sparkly!" in a very action-hero male voice. Certainly caught my attention enough to get me up ( Read more... )

It started with a little message, on a neon pink post-it note for visibility: "No! I am writing."

Then it was upgraded to this: "Just don't."

( But no one listened... )

Apparently, when you post to LJ, there's a chance that a random bot will link you up with someone on AIM. I had a very brief, confused conversation with someone ( Read more... )

So I'm all snuggled up in bed after a nice bit of pizza and soda mixed with cranberry juice -- and I'm going to read about Freud and psychoanalysis now.

Um. I feel the cognitive dissonance coming on as I type.

Russell: *grins wryly ( Read more... )