i have two questions regarding this months
flavor-of-the-month, 'gallactic grape'.
first of all, why are there pineapple chunks
in it? and secondly, why is it so disgusting?

a concerned customer,
elise hix

elise in tokyo: what are you doinbg?
AR15NICK1: thinkin about you
elise in tokyo: oh god

ugh. that doesnt make me giggle or blush,
it makes me want to punch him in the throat.

AR15NICK1: your dumb
elise in tokyo: thats better

who wants my naked madonna poster?
its in black and white, she looks hot and shes hitchhiking.

CHRIST, MY MOTHER JUST FELL AGAINST THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR,
I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROBBER AND I GRABBED A PAIR OF SCISSORS
TO GO STAB HIM, THEN IT WAS ONLY HER LOOKING STUPID. GOD DAMN.

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i stole black mittens from the gap and,
in turn, somebody stole them from me.

GOD DAMN YOU KARMA.

some boys are creepy and they have smelly
breath and i dont want to kiss them and
when they say i have pretty eyes it is all
i can do not to laugh in their face.

when will it be enough for you fucking slobs.

apologies on behalf of my mothers insanity.

Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously.

hello, i love: caitlin, alyssa, cinda, laurel and cara.

i am upset with my mom right now,
so i ate out the face in this cake decorated as
an angel she bought for xmas dinner.

i win.


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