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fools.

haiku

math has bored us all
i am too frightened to flush
distribute urine

i am at your desk,
inside your room,
and often on your bed,
sometimes on the floor,
held in your arms,
kissed by your lips,
comforted by a closed door,
you're my little precious.

i love you more than anything!

boyfriend

THIS WEEK I WAS PUBLISHED IN THE NEWSPAPER
SO PICK UP A TUCSON WEEKLY
ANDFINDME.

I WROTE A LETTER REGARDING BUSH AND EDUCATION.

A GREAT BIG FUCK YOU TO WHOEVER DELETED FADING.ORG
MY WEBSITE WAS ON THERE. YOU WILL DIE.

i <3 wearing super cute outfitz 2 mean red shows!!!

no haikus in a while, so:

star wars, i have seen
a whole lot of recently
thanks, jeremy

ps. i have a crush on darth vader

i almost plucked my eyebrows to beautiful perfection,
but then i messed up the left one. i hate my life.


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why would anyone play nintendo when there
are such glorious inventions as sega genesis.

do you not remember our hero, sonic the hedgehog?
who actually cared about saving the world, not
just getting laid by some slutty princess?

and what about the sheer brilliance
of toejam and earl?

dont be a traitor. stay true to sega.

hm. today, i accidently stepped on my USB
port vibrator and it turned on while jeremy
was here.

he was embarassed.