{Fiction - YooSu} The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand 11
Title: The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Genre: Crack, Smut, Fluff
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 11/20
Author: egoisticfreak
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
Profiles // 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10
Chapter 11 - Dashing Doubles
“Of course I am,” he replied. ”Now, you have to tell me all about the guy you want me to kill.”
Junsu sighed in defeat and decided to tell everything to the pimp.
“You gave me gifts before, remember?” uttered Junsu.
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, other than those, someone gave me a different one and it contained a letter written with blood. It freaked me out, of course. I know it’s not from you because you always give me things, flashy things,” Junsu continued.
The pimp sat straight on the bed and leaned his back to the headboard. He continued to listen.
“Then last night, I saw this figure that made my heart throbbed like mad in the worst way possible. I was kinda afraid. Then, you came, bumpin’ my ass to the ground,” he finished while turning his back to the pimp to get out of bed. He went to the bathroom to have a nice and refreshing shower.
Yoochun stayed silent for a while and decided to call her smex secretary, Sumi. “Yo! Sumi, I know you can hear me even though I have never heard any fucking retarded word from you. I need you to contact Leiho for me and tell her to hunt someone. Urgent business. ”
After Junsu got out of the quick shower, he went back to the bedroom and heard the pimp say, “-if ever you found him, terminate him for damn good.”
Junsu’s eyes widened at his lover’s words and blood gushed rapidly around his veins. He shouted to the pimp, “FUCK! THAT’S TOO MUCH.”
Hearing Junsu’s reaction, Yoochun hung up his phone and replied, “You asked me to kill him, right? I’m just complying to your requests.”
“I thought you’re not going back to that type of life ever again. You promised that to Jaejoong! He’ll bitch slap you for good once he finds out,” commented Junsu, his eyes like saucers.
“You asked me to -”
“I - I didn’t really mean it. It was just my immediate reaction from last night. Hello??! He freaked me out. I don’t know, just- just don’t do it!” he retorted, voice cracking with tension.
Yoochun got out of bed and walked into the direction of the bathroom and muttered, “He’ll be an impending danger to you, babe.”
“But -”
“No but{t}s, understood?” the pimp ordered, looking at Junsu with a gaze so firm that Junsu could do nothing but nod his head like an obedient kid.
Around 2 in the afternoon Junsu waited for the pimp in the living room. “He’s so damn slow. Is he combing his pubic hair or is he just a slow poke who’s way too vain?” he` mutters rather loudly. His phone suddenly rang. He felt his pockets for the phone and answered the call.
“Hello? Boss?”
“Susu, where are you? Minnie told me that you were on vacation from the hospital.”
“Y-Yeah,” He heard a flashy and sparkly giggle from the other line.
“Yes! That means you can work here every night for a month, right?”
“Eh?”
“Hmm…you don’t seem to agree. I don’t mind, but I have something to tell you for your schedule tonight.”
“What’s that?”
“We have a new dancer, well, Changmin got him ‘cause he said he has potential. Now, you have to dance with him tonight for his debut. Is that alright with you?”
Junsu smiled, “How could I possibly say no to that? If it’s your request, boss.”
“Good, ‘cause Minnie said that he used to work in P.O.L.E. Does the name Taeyang ring a bell?”
Junsu paused for a moment, a dash of furry and flashy lightning struck his head, “Ooooohh… I know him, the cute short hot bulky guy who moves like a snake.”
“You got that right, bitch, errr… I mean Susu. Oh well, I’m expecting an extravagant helluva dance tonight, okay?”
“Yes, boss!” and he hung up the phone.
Yoochun sneaked behind Junsu and surprised him by groping his soft and squishy behind. The heavenly ass squealed like a horny dolphin.
“Fuck you!” he bitch slapped Yoochun, but the pimp successfully evaded it.
Yoochun smirked like the arrogant guy that he is and said, “I’m getting at this.” However, after the words came out of his mouth, another slap landed on his face and it was ten times more painful. “Fuck meeeeehhh! Ouch!!”
“I know, but then it’d have been more painful if my hand was in your ass,” Junsu replied.
~~
The clock struck ten in the late evening and Junsu’s prepping himself up for his tag performance with Taeyang. There were loud ghei sounds that enveloped the room and Junsu just thought that Yunho’s having his gheilord menopause so he just ignored it.
“How could you do this to me?!” Yunho shouted, the shrillness of his voice surprising the other dancers as well.
“Do what?” Junsu asked innocently.
Yunho’s eyes got as big as Junsu’s ass {okay, maybe not that big}, “What?! You’re acting way too innocent, you whore!”
“Okay, enough! You’re spazzing like a diva!” Junsu turned his back on Yunho and continued to beautify and primp up in front of the mirror.
“Well, you’re not dancing with me tonight that’s why I’m hurt,” Yunho said out loud with matching way over the top crying. “I hate you!” and he ran out of the dressing room.
~~
As Yunho flailed out of the room, Jaejoong saw him and wondered, “Why is my Ho crying? That bitch should better dance glittery tonight. He’s gonna be dancing Yoochun’s favorite song.”
Jaejoong grabbed Yunho’s arm that made the latter stop but still sobbing. “Why are you crying? You better tell me or I’ll spank that nice G-H-E-I ass of yours!”
“My stripper-mate just got stolen by a newbie!” the gheilord whined.
Jaejoong smirked and comforted the whiny little stripper with a slight thud on his chest, “It’s just a dance you dim witted gheilord!”
“But, you know I love dancing with Su!” he croaked and wiped his sparkling tears away.
“I know, now go beautify yourself ‘cause you’re on in a minute,” ordered the flashy boss to the top notch stripper of MAZE and tapped his cute butt. “Now, go!”
Yunho bit his lower lip and winked at his boss. Changmin glared at Jaejoong and the latter just said, “What!? You jealous now?”
“Jealous my ass, boss!” and he turned away walking to the direction of the dressing room. “I’m going to check up on Junsu and Taeyang,” he said as he waved his hand, walking away.
~~
Yoochun sat on the VIP lounge as he waited for Junsu’s performance. As usual, Jaejoong sat next to him complaining about Min’s snarkiness a while back. Yoochun tried to ignore him. But how can he ignore someone with a red silk coat with fur in one side of it? It was too graphic since it displayed his entire sculpted and god-given front. He’s even quite jealous of his figure. He just said “uh-huh” and “yeah” and Jae flapped his arms like a freakin’ eagle when he noticed that the pimp was not paying any attention to him.
“Why aren’t you listening to me?” Jae asked, screeching.
“Uh,” replied the pimp.
Jae’s about to slap some sense to the pimp when the lights dimmed and “Kill the Lights” was played. Then there was the gheilord of MAZE, the mighty top notch dancer appeared with a bitchified face. He was wearing a tight black long-sleeved shirt that hugged his behind. {inspired by Dream concert 2007, “O” performance}. He first used a chair and did some thrusting with it. He then shook his nicely shaped bum and did “the shimmy” after winking at some hornballs. He slumped his ass on the floor and turned around to crawl to the direction of the world famous MAZE pole while taking off the top that revealed his delicious esculent abs.
Yoochun noticed Jaejoong’s eyes widened. He sighed and just looked at his watch. He wants to see his heavenly ass dance on stage and also on top of him.
After a few ass shaking and hip grinding, Yunho’s auto-rip pants came off and he posed with a snap {Are you a good girl snap!} as a signal for the end of the gheilord dance.
STOP!
~~
The lights went out and Yoochun fixed himself even though he knows that Junsu can’t see him at from the stage. Different strobes of light flashed throughout the stage and the new dancer for MAZE graced it. He wore a white top and pants {My Girl Solo Concert}. He had on an arrogant seductive face and a slight smirk to tease the audience. At the start of the music, he moved his hips to the sides and waved his yummy biceps. He did some smooth reeling as he approached a huge glass cage that contained the bootylicious behind who was wearing very tight crotch pants.
Taeyang eyed Junsu with lust and pressed his hands on the glass as Junsu grinded downwards. He turned around and popped his perfect bum in Taeyang’s face. The latter made some humping and S-line dances and Junsu did the same.
As usual, the pimp wanted his bitch to dance like that every single fuckin’ second. Well, he cannot help it but he was possessive of the heavenly ass now. He turned his gaze to Jaejoong who stood up and walked to the backstage. Then, his eyes averted to the dancing booties on stage.
Taeyang left Junsu and went back to the center of the stage. Junsu kept on dancing and the
other thrust towards the crowd, making them focus on his bulky crotch. He stopped for a moment to teasingly remove his top and threw it out of the stage. He freely exposed his perfectly toned chest and abs. He repeated the humping then laid his back on the lucky floor while jamming it. He slithered three times and then rolled to the floor.
Junsu went of out the glass cage and slid his hands down Taeyang’s chest from behind. He sneaked the sides and helped him undo his pants. Both went inside the glass cage and did some final grinding on each other.
~~
Changmin approached the pimp and commented, “You’re jealous, aren’t ya?”
“No,” he retorted.
“Liar,” His ever-present snarky smirk lacing his lips.
~~~
The last two chaps are just crappy... I hope you like this one better...XDXD
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Genre: Crack, Smut, Fluff
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 11/20
Author: egoisticfreak
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
Profiles // 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10
Chapter 11 - Dashing Doubles
“Of course I am,” he replied. ”Now, you have to tell me all about the guy you want me to kill.”
Junsu sighed in defeat and decided to tell everything to the pimp.
“You gave me gifts before, remember?” uttered Junsu.
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, other than those, someone gave me a different one and it contained a letter written with blood. It freaked me out, of course. I know it’s not from you because you always give me things, flashy things,” Junsu continued.
The pimp sat straight on the bed and leaned his back to the headboard. He continued to listen.
“Then last night, I saw this figure that made my heart throbbed like mad in the worst way possible. I was kinda afraid. Then, you came, bumpin’ my ass to the ground,” he finished while turning his back to the pimp to get out of bed. He went to the bathroom to have a nice and refreshing shower.
Yoochun stayed silent for a while and decided to call her smex secretary, Sumi. “Yo! Sumi, I know you can hear me even though I have never heard any fucking retarded word from you. I need you to contact Leiho for me and tell her to hunt someone. Urgent business. ”
After Junsu got out of the quick shower, he went back to the bedroom and heard the pimp say, “-if ever you found him, terminate him for damn good.”
Junsu’s eyes widened at his lover’s words and blood gushed rapidly around his veins. He shouted to the pimp, “FUCK! THAT’S TOO MUCH.”
Hearing Junsu’s reaction, Yoochun hung up his phone and replied, “You asked me to kill him, right? I’m just complying to your requests.”
“I thought you’re not going back to that type of life ever again. You promised that to Jaejoong! He’ll bitch slap you for good once he finds out,” commented Junsu, his eyes like saucers.
“You asked me to -”
“I - I didn’t really mean it. It was just my immediate reaction from last night. Hello??! He freaked me out. I don’t know, just- just don’t do it!” he retorted, voice cracking with tension.
Yoochun got out of bed and walked into the direction of the bathroom and muttered, “He’ll be an impending danger to you, babe.”
“But -”
“No but{t}s, understood?” the pimp ordered, looking at Junsu with a gaze so firm that Junsu could do nothing but nod his head like an obedient kid.
Around 2 in the afternoon Junsu waited for the pimp in the living room. “He’s so damn slow. Is he combing his pubic hair or is he just a slow poke who’s way too vain?” he` mutters rather loudly. His phone suddenly rang. He felt his pockets for the phone and answered the call.
“Hello? Boss?”
“Susu, where are you? Minnie told me that you were on vacation from the hospital.”
“Y-Yeah,” He heard a flashy and sparkly giggle from the other line.
“Yes! That means you can work here every night for a month, right?”
“Eh?”
“Hmm…you don’t seem to agree. I don’t mind, but I have something to tell you for your schedule tonight.”
“What’s that?”
“We have a new dancer, well, Changmin got him ‘cause he said he has potential. Now, you have to dance with him tonight for his debut. Is that alright with you?”
Junsu smiled, “How could I possibly say no to that? If it’s your request, boss.”
“Good, ‘cause Minnie said that he used to work in P.O.L.E. Does the name Taeyang ring a bell?”
Junsu paused for a moment, a dash of furry and flashy lightning struck his head, “Ooooohh… I know him, the cute short hot bulky guy who moves like a snake.”
“You got that right, bitch, errr… I mean Susu. Oh well, I’m expecting an extravagant helluva dance tonight, okay?”
“Yes, boss!” and he hung up the phone.
Yoochun sneaked behind Junsu and surprised him by groping his soft and squishy behind. The heavenly ass squealed like a horny dolphin.
“Fuck you!” he bitch slapped Yoochun, but the pimp successfully evaded it.
Yoochun smirked like the arrogant guy that he is and said, “I’m getting at this.” However, after the words came out of his mouth, another slap landed on his face and it was ten times more painful. “Fuck meeeeehhh! Ouch!!”
“I know, but then it’d have been more painful if my hand was in your ass,” Junsu replied.
~~
The clock struck ten in the late evening and Junsu’s prepping himself up for his tag performance with Taeyang. There were loud ghei sounds that enveloped the room and Junsu just thought that Yunho’s having his gheilord menopause so he just ignored it.
“How could you do this to me?!” Yunho shouted, the shrillness of his voice surprising the other dancers as well.
“Do what?” Junsu asked innocently.
Yunho’s eyes got as big as Junsu’s ass {okay, maybe not that big}, “What?! You’re acting way too innocent, you whore!”
“Okay, enough! You’re spazzing like a diva!” Junsu turned his back on Yunho and continued to beautify and primp up in front of the mirror.
“Well, you’re not dancing with me tonight that’s why I’m hurt,” Yunho said out loud with matching way over the top crying. “I hate you!” and he ran out of the dressing room.
~~
As Yunho flailed out of the room, Jaejoong saw him and wondered, “Why is my Ho crying? That bitch should better dance glittery tonight. He’s gonna be dancing Yoochun’s favorite song.”
Jaejoong grabbed Yunho’s arm that made the latter stop but still sobbing. “Why are you crying? You better tell me or I’ll spank that nice G-H-E-I ass of yours!”
“My stripper-mate just got stolen by a newbie!” the gheilord whined.
Jaejoong smirked and comforted the whiny little stripper with a slight thud on his chest, “It’s just a dance you dim witted gheilord!”
“But, you know I love dancing with Su!” he croaked and wiped his sparkling tears away.
“I know, now go beautify yourself ‘cause you’re on in a minute,” ordered the flashy boss to the top notch stripper of MAZE and tapped his cute butt. “Now, go!”
Yunho bit his lower lip and winked at his boss. Changmin glared at Jaejoong and the latter just said, “What!? You jealous now?”
“Jealous my ass, boss!” and he turned away walking to the direction of the dressing room. “I’m going to check up on Junsu and Taeyang,” he said as he waved his hand, walking away.
~~
Yoochun sat on the VIP lounge as he waited for Junsu’s performance. As usual, Jaejoong sat next to him complaining about Min’s snarkiness a while back. Yoochun tried to ignore him. But how can he ignore someone with a red silk coat with fur in one side of it? It was too graphic since it displayed his entire sculpted and god-given front. He’s even quite jealous of his figure. He just said “uh-huh” and “yeah” and Jae flapped his arms like a freakin’ eagle when he noticed that the pimp was not paying any attention to him.
“Why aren’t you listening to me?” Jae asked, screeching.
“Uh,” replied the pimp.
Jae’s about to slap some sense to the pimp when the lights dimmed and “Kill the Lights” was played. Then there was the gheilord of MAZE, the mighty top notch dancer appeared with a bitchified face. He was wearing a tight black long-sleeved shirt that hugged his behind. {inspired by Dream concert 2007, “O” performance}. He first used a chair and did some thrusting with it. He then shook his nicely shaped bum and did “the shimmy” after winking at some hornballs. He slumped his ass on the floor and turned around to crawl to the direction of the world famous MAZE pole while taking off the top that revealed his delicious esculent abs.
Yoochun noticed Jaejoong’s eyes widened. He sighed and just looked at his watch. He wants to see his heavenly ass dance on stage and also on top of him.
After a few ass shaking and hip grinding, Yunho’s auto-rip pants came off and he posed with a snap {Are you a good girl snap!} as a signal for the end of the gheilord dance.
STOP!
~~
The lights went out and Yoochun fixed himself even though he knows that Junsu can’t see him at from the stage. Different strobes of light flashed throughout the stage and the new dancer for MAZE graced it. He wore a white top and pants {My Girl Solo Concert}. He had on an arrogant seductive face and a slight smirk to tease the audience. At the start of the music, he moved his hips to the sides and waved his yummy biceps. He did some smooth reeling as he approached a huge glass cage that contained the bootylicious behind who was wearing very tight crotch pants.
Taeyang eyed Junsu with lust and pressed his hands on the glass as Junsu grinded downwards. He turned around and popped his perfect bum in Taeyang’s face. The latter made some humping and S-line dances and Junsu did the same.
As usual, the pimp wanted his bitch to dance like that every single fuckin’ second. Well, he cannot help it but he was possessive of the heavenly ass now. He turned his gaze to Jaejoong who stood up and walked to the backstage. Then, his eyes averted to the dancing booties on stage.
Taeyang left Junsu and went back to the center of the stage. Junsu kept on dancing and the
other thrust towards the crowd, making them focus on his bulky crotch. He stopped for a moment to teasingly remove his top and threw it out of the stage. He freely exposed his perfectly toned chest and abs. He repeated the humping then laid his back on the lucky floor while jamming it. He slithered three times and then rolled to the floor.
Junsu went of out the glass cage and slid his hands down Taeyang’s chest from behind. He sneaked the sides and helped him undo his pants. Both went inside the glass cage and did some final grinding on each other.
~~
Changmin approached the pimp and commented, “You’re jealous, aren’t ya?”
“No,” he retorted.
“Liar,” His ever-present snarky smirk lacing his lips.
~~~
The last two chaps are just crappy... I hope you like this one better...XDXD