{Fiction - YooSu} The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand 9
Title: The Mighty Red Manicured Pimp Hand
Author: egoisticfreak
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 9/20
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
A/N: be a member of min's fanbase...ahahaha
Chapter 9 - The Side Lines
Junsu was awakened by warm lips on his now sensitive skin. He cannot help but lick his lower lip and close his eyes. He wanted more contact from the pimp, Yoochun. He mentally slapped himself when new images of the sensual Yoochun appeared in his not-so-in-the-moment perverted mind.
“I know you’re awake, babe,” whispered Yoochun, lips brushing Junsu’s earlobes.
Junsu didn’t budge. He just wanted the pimp to plant more kisses on him. He had to admit it.
He was getting addicted to those luscious lips.
A few moments after sensitizing his skin with the pimp’s smooches, his damn phone rang. He was startled, and opened his eyes to search for the disturbing phone. He was about to reach for it when Yoochun grabbed and answered it for him.
“Hello Changmin, it’s the Pimp Yoochun,” he said while turning away from Junsu.
The heavenly ass wanted to grab his phone back but the pimp winked at him greasily, making him feel weak. He wanted to fuck that pimp again.
After a few minutes, Yoochun returned his phone and went on top of him, lips locking with his own. As usual, Junsu wanted more and wrapped his arms around the pimp as he pulled him back closer.
Yoochun pulled away for a moment and said, “Changmin said that your requested vacation leave has been granted. That means, you have a month’s worth of free time,” With me, Yoochun added as an afterthought to himself.
Junsu smiled at the good news and mentally thanked Changmin, “That guy sure knows how to pull the strings on some people. I wonder how he did it.”
Yoochun noticed the smile plastered on Su’s face. He doesn’t know why but the thought that Junsu’s smile belongs to someone else made him downright fuckin’ jealous. He kissed the smile away and pressed himself closer.
“Who is Changmin to you? Tell me the truth,” the pimp asked his heavenly ass.
“Changmin?”
~~
Meanwhile, Changmin sneezed in front of his online fanbase in cyberpimpjuice.com. (b/n: LOLZ I HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THIS FANBASE! XD)
“Sorry guys, that ain’t my jizz. I just sneezed.”
He continued his so-called side job and bit his oh-so-yummy-glossy lips. He stroked himself in a fast manner and moaned in pleasure. One hand was working its way up to touch his chest and pinch his nipples. A few more fondles and the Max Juice came out of the Hungmin {jizzin’ like a pornstar!}.
Following the smokin’ scene with his online fan, Changmin took a nice and warm shower in his pimpified black bathroom. He went under the dripping water, the cold slicing his warm skin as he lather himself with liquid on himself. He touched himself sensually as if someone was watching him.
Changmin walked out the bathroom with a white robe that was slightly open, revealing his luscious chest. He walked towards his window and looked outside his pad to think of what he’s going to do in this darn oh-so-fuckin-boring-but-he-hopes-not day. A smirk appeared in his godly face and turned around to change clothes in his walk-in closet.
As he added some accessories to his sexy yummy outfit, he gazed himself through the mirror and commented, “The sex god will have to find another diva to put some show in MAZE.”
The self-proclaimed sex-god boy toy made some finishing touches in his look. Subsequently, he left his apartment to have a nice walk around the pavement of the sunny part of Vegas. After a while, he decided to have some mocha frappe in StarDucks. Upon entering the café, he noticed a short-yet-a-tease-type-of-man-in-a-cute-way unconsciously wiggling some of his assets. Of course, his eyes were fixated on the wiggling material and realized that this mortal has high potential of becoming the next star stripper of Maze. “That’s a good pre-gyrating of ass there, bitch“ he thought.
The cybersex boy toy approached the counter and automatically smiled at the cute tomato-faced barista. Changmin eyed the hot stranger and said, “Hello there, my name’s Changmin,” And I’m a Sex God.
The short guy looked at him as he licked off the whip cream on his upper lip and replied with a fake smile, “Hello.” Then he walked off towards the doors of StarDucks.
Changmin smirked deliciously and followed him ‘til the guy stopped a few blocks away from MAZE.
“What the fuck do you want from me?” the stranger asked, flailing about.
Changmin switched to business mode and straightened his posture with a bit of self-absorbed pimp dignity. He went near the short guy and slightly touched his arm.
The cute and sexy stranger budged and reacted quickly, “You ain’t touching me without a heavenly fuckin’ reason, you darn bee-yatch!”
Changmin snickered and said, “How would like to become a “dancer” for MAZE? I want to know your name.”
“Dancer in MAZE?” repeated the cutie. “By the way, I’m Taeyang.”
“Taeyang, huh? So I think you’ll consider my offer,” Changmin put on his charm with a little wink to back it up.
“MAZE as in the rival of P.O.L.E? Well, to tell you the truth, I’m a dancer there,” Taeyang said.
The boy toy’s expression changed brightly, “Really? Well, I happened to be the one who got Junsu in MAZE. So I think I won’t have any problem convincing you, darling.”
Taeyang’s eyes grew wider with a little twinkle in his eyes, “Junsu? I know him. In that case, I think I might consider your proposition, but I have certain conditions.”
That statement made Changmin believe that he simpy is the best in recruiting any person he wants to be dancer for MAZE. He showed Taeyang his satisfied godly smirk.
~~
After Junsu narrated his first meeting with the cybersex boytoy, Yoochun went on top of Junsu again to have a taste of some those luscious divine lips. He nibbled it and slightly slid his tongue in Junsu’s.
To the pimp’s disappointment, he heard a growl from Junsu’s stomach and gave a weird look.
Junsu pouted and said, “Hey, the last time I ate was 8 pm last night. Hello? What fucktard time is it already? 10 am? Duh?”
“But you had me last night as a midnight snack,” Yoochun teased with a greasy voice.
The heavenly ass pushed the pimp off of him. Idiotically, the pimp clumsily fell off the bed when he tried to jump on the divine rear again. Junsu laughed, “Eu Kyang Kyang!”
The pimp tried to regain his dignity yet he ended up failing miserably. “Darn it!” he muttered as he stood up and walk outside the room to get some food for the hungry ass splayed all over his bed.
Junsu watched the pimp and his barenaked ass-less behind and chuckled.
Exactly five minutes after, the pimp returned with a tray on his pimp hand. He served Junsu some latte and strawberries with cream.
“Sorry, I don’t have decent food on me,” said the pimp.
Junsu smiled devilishly, “Nevermind that. I’m having some kinky ideas for this one.”
Yoochun just looked at him and replied, “Please don’t hump me for a while…We have to reserve some energy for later.”
The other guy grinned.
~~
Sorry for not updating for three weeks. I've been busy. XDXD will update again soon.XDXD
Author: egoisticfreak
Paring: YooSu, JaeMinHo
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 9/20
Beta: lady_shira32
Summary: Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped him something about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass...
A/N: be a member of min's fanbase...ahahaha
Chapter 9 - The Side Lines
Junsu was awakened by warm lips on his now sensitive skin. He cannot help but lick his lower lip and close his eyes. He wanted more contact from the pimp, Yoochun. He mentally slapped himself when new images of the sensual Yoochun appeared in his not-so-in-the-moment perverted mind.
“I know you’re awake, babe,” whispered Yoochun, lips brushing Junsu’s earlobes.
Junsu didn’t budge. He just wanted the pimp to plant more kisses on him. He had to admit it.
He was getting addicted to those luscious lips.
A few moments after sensitizing his skin with the pimp’s smooches, his damn phone rang. He was startled, and opened his eyes to search for the disturbing phone. He was about to reach for it when Yoochun grabbed and answered it for him.
“Hello Changmin, it’s the Pimp Yoochun,” he said while turning away from Junsu.
The heavenly ass wanted to grab his phone back but the pimp winked at him greasily, making him feel weak. He wanted to fuck that pimp again.
After a few minutes, Yoochun returned his phone and went on top of him, lips locking with his own. As usual, Junsu wanted more and wrapped his arms around the pimp as he pulled him back closer.
Yoochun pulled away for a moment and said, “Changmin said that your requested vacation leave has been granted. That means, you have a month’s worth of free time,” With me, Yoochun added as an afterthought to himself.
Junsu smiled at the good news and mentally thanked Changmin, “That guy sure knows how to pull the strings on some people. I wonder how he did it.”
Yoochun noticed the smile plastered on Su’s face. He doesn’t know why but the thought that Junsu’s smile belongs to someone else made him downright fuckin’ jealous. He kissed the smile away and pressed himself closer.
“Who is Changmin to you? Tell me the truth,” the pimp asked his heavenly ass.
“Changmin?”
~~
Meanwhile, Changmin sneezed in front of his online fanbase in cyberpimpjuice.com. (b/n: LOLZ I HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THIS FANBASE! XD)
“Sorry guys, that ain’t my jizz. I just sneezed.”
He continued his so-called side job and bit his oh-so-yummy-glossy lips. He stroked himself in a fast manner and moaned in pleasure. One hand was working its way up to touch his chest and pinch his nipples. A few more fondles and the Max Juice came out of the Hungmin {jizzin’ like a pornstar!}.
Following the smokin’ scene with his online fan, Changmin took a nice and warm shower in his pimpified black bathroom. He went under the dripping water, the cold slicing his warm skin as he lather himself with liquid on himself. He touched himself sensually as if someone was watching him.
Changmin walked out the bathroom with a white robe that was slightly open, revealing his luscious chest. He walked towards his window and looked outside his pad to think of what he’s going to do in this darn oh-so-fuckin-boring-but-he-hopes-not day. A smirk appeared in his godly face and turned around to change clothes in his walk-in closet.
As he added some accessories to his sexy yummy outfit, he gazed himself through the mirror and commented, “The sex god will have to find another diva to put some show in MAZE.”
The self-proclaimed sex-god boy toy made some finishing touches in his look. Subsequently, he left his apartment to have a nice walk around the pavement of the sunny part of Vegas. After a while, he decided to have some mocha frappe in StarDucks. Upon entering the café, he noticed a short-yet-a-tease-type-of-man-in-a-cute-way unconsciously wiggling some of his assets. Of course, his eyes were fixated on the wiggling material and realized that this mortal has high potential of becoming the next star stripper of Maze. “That’s a good pre-gyrating of ass there, bitch“ he thought.
The cybersex boy toy approached the counter and automatically smiled at the cute tomato-faced barista. Changmin eyed the hot stranger and said, “Hello there, my name’s Changmin,” And I’m a Sex God.
The short guy looked at him as he licked off the whip cream on his upper lip and replied with a fake smile, “Hello.” Then he walked off towards the doors of StarDucks.
Changmin smirked deliciously and followed him ‘til the guy stopped a few blocks away from MAZE.
“What the fuck do you want from me?” the stranger asked, flailing about.
Changmin switched to business mode and straightened his posture with a bit of self-absorbed pimp dignity. He went near the short guy and slightly touched his arm.
The cute and sexy stranger budged and reacted quickly, “You ain’t touching me without a heavenly fuckin’ reason, you darn bee-yatch!”
Changmin snickered and said, “How would like to become a “dancer” for MAZE? I want to know your name.”
“Dancer in MAZE?” repeated the cutie. “By the way, I’m Taeyang.”
“Taeyang, huh? So I think you’ll consider my offer,” Changmin put on his charm with a little wink to back it up.
“MAZE as in the rival of P.O.L.E? Well, to tell you the truth, I’m a dancer there,” Taeyang said.
The boy toy’s expression changed brightly, “Really? Well, I happened to be the one who got Junsu in MAZE. So I think I won’t have any problem convincing you, darling.”
Taeyang’s eyes grew wider with a little twinkle in his eyes, “Junsu? I know him. In that case, I think I might consider your proposition, but I have certain conditions.”
That statement made Changmin believe that he simpy is the best in recruiting any person he wants to be dancer for MAZE. He showed Taeyang his satisfied godly smirk.
~~
After Junsu narrated his first meeting with the cybersex boytoy, Yoochun went on top of Junsu again to have a taste of some those luscious divine lips. He nibbled it and slightly slid his tongue in Junsu’s.
To the pimp’s disappointment, he heard a growl from Junsu’s stomach and gave a weird look.
Junsu pouted and said, “Hey, the last time I ate was 8 pm last night. Hello? What fucktard time is it already? 10 am? Duh?”
“But you had me last night as a midnight snack,” Yoochun teased with a greasy voice.
The heavenly ass pushed the pimp off of him. Idiotically, the pimp clumsily fell off the bed when he tried to jump on the divine rear again. Junsu laughed, “Eu Kyang Kyang!”
The pimp tried to regain his dignity yet he ended up failing miserably. “Darn it!” he muttered as he stood up and walk outside the room to get some food for the hungry ass splayed all over his bed.
Junsu watched the pimp and his barenaked ass-less behind and chuckled.
Exactly five minutes after, the pimp returned with a tray on his pimp hand. He served Junsu some latte and strawberries with cream.
“Sorry, I don’t have decent food on me,” said the pimp.
Junsu smiled devilishly, “Nevermind that. I’m having some kinky ideas for this one.”
Yoochun just looked at him and replied, “Please don’t hump me for a while…We have to reserve some energy for later.”
The other guy grinned.
~~
Sorry for not updating for three weeks. I've been busy. XDXD will update again soon.XDXD