TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Seuss Porn
AUTHORS: shakespherical  & campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE: shakespherical  was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.

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TITLE: Ohhhh, The Cat Came Back...
AUTHOR: thothmes
RATING: G/All Ages
WARNING: character death
CATEGORY: crack
PAIRINGS: none
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Samantha Carter, Vala Mal Doran, Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Cam Mitchell
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: post-Season 10
PROMPT: You may now feel free to write crackfic about Daniel Ascending into cat form by lolmac

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I don't read rapefic; it's not my cup o' tea. However, I never thought I'd ever write rape-crack hat porn, let alone make a fotostory of episode screencaps for it.

I kinda have to blame cleothemuse  for all of this; she mentioned to me that she'd accepted a fic challenge at Area 52, so I went there and took a look at all the challenges and saw this:

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Title: Misplaced Modifiers and Invisible Dildos

Authors: Campylobacter and dvfan

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: graphic if hilarious sex, group sex, het sex, slash, foul language, misplaced modifiers, excessive use of euphemisms, blatant overuse of clichés, oh and it may squick

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Hi all! At the recommendation of campylobacter I am posting this fic here. It's a wee something I was working which I think is rather amusing and I hope you enjoy. Comments are welcomed greatly! =D ( Read more... )

LOLSpeak character development in Stargate Continuum movie (minus the alternate reality detour).

Hey, if you think mine is lame, I'd love to see YOUR LOLSpeak versions of your favorite episodes.

Name: the_lifeboat
Format: LiveJournal
Genre: Multi/panfandom, crossover, science fiction
Contact: thelifeboatmods or thelifeboatmods@gmail.com
Website: The Lifeboat
Minimum Age Requirement: 18+
Deadline: Always accepting new players
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Name: the_lifeboat
Format: LiveJournal
Genre: Multi/panfandom, crossover, science fiction
Contact: thelifeboatmods or thelifeboatmods@gmail.com
Website: The Lifeboat
Minimum Age Requirement: 18+
Deadline: Always accepting new players
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the_lifeboat is a pan-fandom RPG looking for new players. We'd like to see characters from any and all walks of fandom.

( Clicky for the dirty details! )