Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a eight-foot Homer Simpson on your lawn!

So like, I saw Me and Jessi's favorite Meijer worker today and some asshole keyed my car. I think I'm just gonna go around keyeing people's cars for fun because that just seems to be the coolest thing to do now-a-days.

This morning I called my boss to tell her I was too sick to come in today and before I could say anything after "Hi Kathy, it's Jackie" she said to me "My God, you sound awful. Go lie down!" I've been coughing up stuff all morning (I know you wanted to hear that!) but I'm not coughing anymore. Right now I just have a headache and I couldn't lay ( Read more... )

Ok so this morning I called Jess to tell her that "THAT" was on TV. We ended up watching Babes in Toyland on TV together with a 30 second delay between her signal and mine. It was the dumbest movie I had ever seen between the Chinese Santa, the Evil people who lived in the Bowling Ball, and the "Cincinnatti song" that they started singing to save ( Read more... )

Hey everyone. This is the first post of hopefully many. I am gonna try and start a habit of this. Yesterday, my husband Dan went to Grand Rapids to visit his bro for a Guy's Night Out so I went to Jessi's to finish watching our Traverse City video that took forever to watch. We were really craving pizza and wings so we researched the Yellow ( Read more... )

This web page is a piece of crap! Took me like 10 minutes to figure out where to update this stupid thing at. I guess I'll get the hang of it. I just got back from a baby shower for my cousin Christine. She is expecting twin girls and they will be the third set of twins in my family...kinda crazy! My shower is like next week! It's insane! I ( Read more... )

Wazzzzzzzuuuuuuup......You killed Jr.! You bastard! Noooooooo!!!!!! They're all gonna laugh at you! Nooooooooooooooooo!!!! It looks like milk!!! Wait no...it looks like beer......it's frothy.....Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!