Subway Eat me!
Hey everyone. This is the first post of hopefully many. I am gonna try and start a habit of this. Yesterday, my husband Dan went to Grand Rapids to visit his bro for a Guy's Night Out so I went to Jessi's to finish watching our Traverse City video that took forever to watch. We were really craving pizza and wings so we researched the Yellow book for some place to order from. We found a bunch of interesting places from Aunt Chvoie's pizza parlor to Yuma's pizza. We ended up calling Hungry Howie's to ask if they had wings and since they did, we ordered. But then our bill came out to like 17.99!!!! I mean geeez! So Jessi said that I should call back and cancel the order even though SHE was the one who placed it, so I called this guy and I'm sure he thought we were psycho cause I'm like "I want to cancel Jessi's order" as Jessi was hiding behind the couch so the guy on the phone couldn't see her. Anyways, we were starving so we got in the car and started driving in search of the perfect pizza place. We came across the place "Little Italy". On the way in, we noticed a sign that said $5.00 pizzas so we were like ok cool...We walked in and waited like 20 minutes for someone to help us and the pizza natzi type guy just stared at us. We finally got this nice kid to come over and take our order. We ordered our pizza and wings and he said it would take 10 MINUTES! OK, so I thought yeah that's pretty quick! So we sat down and Jessi started quizzing me on the scenery pictures from the Givonni's Pizza calendar. I had to guess what country each scene was from and I got a few right! Then the scary pizza natzi dude turned on the TV and made us jump out of our seats. We thought we were being robbed! After that, the pizza still wasn't done so Jessi picked up this children's book just chillin' in the middle of the pizza store called "The Day Piero Dropped the Sauce". In this story, little Piero (even though he was a married man) came home to his wife's LOVELY dinner of "flour soup and tomatoes, flour soup and tomatoes, flour soup and tomatoes". At this point, the pizza was finally done and I asked for extra ranch but it was the nasty-ass buttermilk pre-packaged ranch and it was warm. Anyway. We got back to her house and ate the pizza that she liked so much and the wings that I liked so much. Then I told Jessi that I was craving some dessert but she didn't have any. She suggested we go to Subway across the street from her "sub"...haha, "sub"... because they had freshly baked cookies. I was like OK! ---SUBWAY-EAT ME--- We go in and order JUST COOKIES and as we walked away, Jessi noticed that I was overcharged for my cookies so she dared me to go back in and demand my 20 cents back! I refused at first but she said she would do something funny later on for me so I was like OK. I walked in and told her my dilemma. The manager lady like comes out and is like "DID YOU RING THESE UP SEPERATELY? THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 3 FOR 1.29!" I felt kinda bad. I was like "It's only a few cents, but you know.." Anywho, I walked back out to the car with my 20 cents to see Jessi cracking up at me. We went back to the house and I realized they gave an extra cent!! Jessi was all hyper and was like "Let's go back! Let's go back! Let's go back!". Of course, we refrained ourselves.
Later that night, I went with Jessi and her hottie boyfriend Geoff, Adam, Chris & Amanda and Amanda's friend Sarah to see the ultimate DJ Kage do his thing in the D. We walked in and found out there was a cover. I only had a dollar on me. (Stupid ass me) So the guy like overheard and let me in for free! I didn't say anything, just kept on movin'. But later, my wristband was so tight I couldn't stand it so I went back to him to ask for another one. He said to me "You're complaining when you got in for free???" and I was like "Well I didn't know if you were just being nice or if all the girls were getting in free or something." He's like "No, I heard your sob story and trying to bum money off your friend so I was sympathetic." I thanked him and gave him a hug because it was nice of him, so then he was like "My name's Scott" and I was like "Oh, I'm Jackie. Bye." and I ran away. While Kage was DJing, I had some werido loser come up to me and ask me "How come you're not dancing?" and I answered "I AM dancing." He was like "My name's Levi" and I told him mine thinking he was just MAYBE looking for someone to talk about techno with or something. But then he was saying creepy things like "Stand back here you can here it better" and "You gotta shake your body" and I was like "You like this DJ?" and he was like "Yeah he's good." and I said "Yeah, I know him personally. He stood up in my wedding." It took him a second then he was like "You're married?" and I was like "Yeah." and flashed my ring. He almost instantly found some hoe that he was rubbing on for the rest of the night. Guys can be so shallow. So then it was time to go and we walked out as Jessi started greeting the bums on the street. (She was wasted) Geoff and I were like "Jessi stop! We are going to get shot if you do that!" Chris, Amanda, and Sarah got into Chris's car but it wouldn't start. They tried for a while and finally got it to work so we followed them back to make sure they made it OK. What a night.
Later that night, I went with Jessi and her hottie boyfriend Geoff, Adam, Chris & Amanda and Amanda's friend Sarah to see the ultimate DJ Kage do his thing in the D. We walked in and found out there was a cover. I only had a dollar on me. (Stupid ass me) So the guy like overheard and let me in for free! I didn't say anything, just kept on movin'. But later, my wristband was so tight I couldn't stand it so I went back to him to ask for another one. He said to me "You're complaining when you got in for free???" and I was like "Well I didn't know if you were just being nice or if all the girls were getting in free or something." He's like "No, I heard your sob story and trying to bum money off your friend so I was sympathetic." I thanked him and gave him a hug because it was nice of him, so then he was like "My name's Scott" and I was like "Oh, I'm Jackie. Bye." and I ran away. While Kage was DJing, I had some werido loser come up to me and ask me "How come you're not dancing?" and I answered "I AM dancing." He was like "My name's Levi" and I told him mine thinking he was just MAYBE looking for someone to talk about techno with or something. But then he was saying creepy things like "Stand back here you can here it better" and "You gotta shake your body" and I was like "You like this DJ?" and he was like "Yeah he's good." and I said "Yeah, I know him personally. He stood up in my wedding." It took him a second then he was like "You're married?" and I was like "Yeah." and flashed my ring. He almost instantly found some hoe that he was rubbing on for the rest of the night. Guys can be so shallow. So then it was time to go and we walked out as Jessi started greeting the bums on the street. (She was wasted) Geoff and I were like "Jessi stop! We are going to get shot if you do that!" Chris, Amanda, and Sarah got into Chris's car but it wouldn't start. They tried for a while and finally got it to work so we followed them back to make sure they made it OK. What a night.