...Yeah, it figures.

Swimmin' ain't an option now.

...

So. Can ghosts duke it out with other ghosts? I can't believe I'm using the slaggin' term "ghost" here.

I wanna say this is somehow the mouse's fault.

Gonna stay under water. Thinking I might just do that forever now, what with how much insane slag goes on here.

Yep. Stayin' in the pool today.

Makes for great blackmail in return, though. Oh sweet slaggin' karma.

Still sweeping up glitter or whatever the slag it is around the pool.

Had to drain it and clean it.

How many dents you get, mouse?

Don't any of you fairied up wingnuts get near the pool. I'm armed and I don't wanna deal with any of you.

PRIMUS IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A MAXIMAL.

[ static, then obvious explosions of what are hopefully fireworks ]

It is on, mouse. IT IS ON.

Eh.

I'll just go get slagfaced or something.

( very short list )

Slag the holidays.

( private;; UNHACKABLE )

MOUSE!

This better be a rotten joke!

I'm coming down there.

Slag you to the Pit, mouse, say something.