A blur of green and blue hurtles out of the gate, tucks itself into a YOUTH ROLL, and comes up in the sort of alert crouch that can turn into a pounce in almost any direction.
And then breaks into a delighted beam. "Hi Karkat!"
He would not be doing this if he had any other choice. "HOLY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOU TAKE A WRONG TURN INTO THE LAND OF IDIOCY AND PROCRASTINATION ON THE WAY HERE? IT IS SO TAINTCHAFING SIMPLE TO NAVIGATE THESE GATES, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I HAD TO DRAW YOU A MAP, AND THEN I AM STILL SHITTING AROUND COOLING MY NUB AND SUCKING UP POISON HAZE ALL GODDAMN DAY WHILE YOU DICK AROUND CHASING FUNNY WEIRD SMELLS AND RUBBING UP ON ENTICING ROUGH SURFACES."
"INSOLENCE. INSOLENCE AND SMARTASSERY. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD I HAVE BEEN WORKING WHILE YOU RIDE AROUND ON THE GREASY COATTAILS OF THAT HULKING WALKING SWEAT MONSOON? SOME OF US DO NOT HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF HIDING BEHIND OUR MUSCLEBOUND MOIRAIL WHEN THE TITANTIC 12X PROTOTYPED GICLOPS REARS ITS UGLY HEAD OR HEADS. NOT TO MENTION ALL THE TIME YOU SHITHIVE LITTLE WRIGGLERS WASTE SLEEPING..."
Karkat begins to scramble down the rocky path, still auto-grumbling as he does.
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A blur of green and blue hurtles out of the gate, tucks itself into a YOUTH ROLL, and comes up in the sort of alert crouch that can turn into a pounce in almost any direction.
And then breaks into a delighted beam. "Hi Karkat!"
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He would not be doing this if he had any other choice. "HOLY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOU TAKE A WRONG TURN INTO THE LAND OF IDIOCY AND PROCRASTINATION ON THE WAY HERE? IT IS SO TAINTCHAFING SIMPLE TO NAVIGATE THESE GATES, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I HAD TO DRAW YOU A MAP, AND THEN I AM STILL SHITTING AROUND COOLING MY NUB AND SUCKING UP POISON HAZE ALL GODDAMN DAY WHILE YOU DICK AROUND CHASING FUNNY WEIRD SMELLS AND RUBBING UP ON ENTICING ROUGH SURFACES."
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Karkat begins to scramble down the rocky path, still auto-grumbling as he does.
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