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Alright. New week ( Read more... )

Today was an okay day I reckon. My lip is humungus and fucking sore. Even my sudoku puzzles aren't satisfying me ( Read more... )

Well, day 2 of life pick up ( Read more... )

For some reason I feel like I'm making everyone around me's life worse. I can barely make sense of myself. I thought Simon's trip giving me some alone time would be refreshing. All I've done is ruined my life, my brain, my wallet. My life hasn't been this bad since I stopped going to school. Some definite reversal is needed here ( Read more... )

"Blah blah I'm Bobbie I'm crazy. I'm ugly too! All I do is complain about my boyfriend's roomate's girlfriend. Blah blah I don't know anything and all information I have concocted is completely degrading and wrong to myself and others ( Read more... )

I'm allowed to be upset at people sometimes right?

April: I totally think I saw Trevor today.
Me: Really?
April: Yeah I dunno. I saw a Malibu with a gay whitey wearing an ugly hat.

Carmen tickling Simon
Simon: Ahh Eee Wahowahjism!
Me: Wahowahjism?
Simon: It's Swahili.
Me: LIAR!
Simon: No. It's true! It's Swahili for 'stop, that tickles!"
Me: Fuck you.

P.S. It actually isn't. Simon's just an idiot.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46% Stability |||||||||| 33% Orderliness |||||| 23% Accommodation |||||| 23% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% ( Read more... )