OLD NEWS IS NEW TO ME, CUZ I DON'T WATCH TV. XD

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*HERE, A RARE SIGHT! A TREMBLING CALIFORNIA!*

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE! SO ANY SUBORDINATES OF MINE CAN MARRY THE SAME SEX PARTNER OF THEIR CHOICE!

...EXCEPT FOR PETER. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO MARRY ANYONE.A-AND... *HE SLIDES HIS HAND INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A SMALL OBJECT* *HE SUDDENLY GOES

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[yandere_san]

*JUST STANDING OVER HERE INNOCENTLY KILLING SMALL ANIMALS.*

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

REALLY?! *HE PULLS TAITO OUT OF EARSHOT OF AKA*

YOU SURE?

[yandere_san]

ABSOLUTELY!

[kah_lee_forn_ya]

*HERE THEN, HOPE YOU DON'T MIND YOUR NEW FIANCEE SMOOCHING YOU!*