HAI. MAH POTATOCHOP MOJO IS BEING STUPID, SO INSTEAD OF TENDER BDSM TIEMCOCK MANLOVE, HERE IS CRACK. WELL. MISTER MASTER'S ARSE CRACK. BROADCAST STRAIGHT FROM THE VALIANT UNTO THE CITIZENS OF EARTH: THE MASTER'S SUPERMASSSIVE BLACK HOLE. GAZE UPON IT AND QUIVER, PUNY MORTALS.
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BUT REMEMBER, THE ABYSS ALSO LOOKS INTO YOU. )